hehehehhee

are you laughing at my 6 points of pity karma

YES

JACKIE HELLO!!!!

HI DAVE HI AM I COOL NOW

you were cool as soon as you started dating Margie

she's like my badge of coolitude, I get to show her off and everything

uwa how flattering

it's like a chemical reaction, you're both losers but then you combine into coolness

I DON'T REMEMBER THAT CHAPTER IN CHEM CLASS

were you in advanced chemistry?

as advanced as I could get without falling asleep