So I open a drawer to put away some laundry. And the cat is all...OOoooo what's in there? I want to get in. And I'm all GTFO.

And he's all NO, I want IN. And I'm all NO, GTFO I SAID. And then he says Fuck you! And I say No, Fuck YOU!

And then it disintegrates from there.

It usually ends in me holding him til he meows. So it doesn't disintegrate TOO far.