but they just DON'T SHUT UP

and I can't turn my sarcasm off for long enough to humor them

remind me to never work at a daycare or I'll mold the next generation into cynics

if there would even be a next generation left...

"kawaii girl murders daycare full of children"

HEY HEY I WOULDN'T KILL THEM OKAY

just distract them with cookies

until a food coma sets in

and they finally shut up for a couple hours

I'd say that's decent childcare

food coma? or food killing?

I KNOW HOW YOU ARE JACKIE 8\

I plead the 5th