that's not as pornographic as it sounds.

yeah ginarama me too or else silky's got some splainin' to do

I think some commas might have been needed

commas would not have fixed that sentence.

"soft play" is an indoor play centre with ball pools and squashy cushions where kids can attempt to kill themselves but always fail

"the boy" is my son

"Go Bananas" is a soft play centre near my house

nice cover up...