<font title="translationnnnn">Italianoooooo</font> !

bellissimo! ty

google translation is my god, for i am language dumb

Mmm /faps over italian

LMAO italian is like

the one european language i don't even remotely speak

I took two semesters in college

i speak french and spanish and understand german BUT ITALIAN? NOPE.

And all I remember is the insult I taught myself to say which is likely grammatically incorrect

But its still fun to call someone the village bicycle in italian

glakejgk

oh my god how do you say it

i'm sure this will come in handy while damon is having a pissing contest with ezio

tu sei una bicicletta della cittadina

you are a bicycle of the little city

tutti hanno avato un giro (everyone has had a ride)

alkjesklhdrt

thank you

my hero <3

haha anytime doll

just know that it would not make any sense to Ezio because he doesn't know what a bicycle is lmao

ksjgkleaj

suck it damonnnnnn

lhiugkjj

omfg damon is

so pissed

NOT ONLY IS THIS GUY FUCKING ITALIAN BUT HE IS

FROM FLORENCE

#RAGEQUIT

GO TAKE HER TO SEE THE STATUE OF JULIET LIKE HE CARES

AHAHAHAHAHA

i love this CR already

me too

ROFL

...Damon is so pathetic I wish Lana WOULD just date him

B(

look he is

really pitiful okay

HE REALLY IS

GOD

And Lana has been shown to give in to pity in the past, like a dumbass. But only to NON murderers D<

I mean, sure Whitney was a bully and

picked on Clark...

but he died for his country so!

He was alright

or something

it's ok lana just sleep with him and then you will be his forever

that's not quite how real life works, damon

if it did clark never would have dumped her!

awwww

it's how life works when you're damon salvatore, sex god, ok.

ROFL

omfg ezio fuck you

in so many ways

fuck you

damon hates his life

sdjkfhs

what else

new

THEY ALL HATE THEIR LIVES. except ezio

alejagk sad but true 89

*8(

because he's a bamf

damon/lana/ezio otp

she's not sandwich meat!!!

yes she is

gdi

well i doubt she would complain during