AS I JUST FINISHED EXPLAINING TO THIS GUY ON OKC THAT I AM A FLAKE FOR NOT MESSAGING HIM FOR A MONTH ...

Post many of these because I'm on my phone and we are gemini twins (haaaa)

oh wait i misread i thought that was most likely to mix well with alcohol

FUCK YOU, AWARDS, I TAKE MY ALCOHOL LIKE A CHAMP

I got you an appropriate gif, Tifa

I COME FROM A LONG LINE OF ALCOHOLICS

.... oh i guess it's not appropriate then XD

aegkljaglk

it's ok i still accept it

bc i drink tequila out of the bottle ...

so still appropriate ...

/posts more for alli

LMFAO WOW i've never had tequila

LMAO IT'S SO GOOD

I DEFINITELY MAKE A FACE BUT

SO GOOD

i keep meaning to but i've heard so many stories where it's the betrayed lover

...we are also tequila twins? Shit tifa come hang with me and bro with me and my patron

that you thought was going to love you tenderly all night long

omfg yes yes yes

alli at my sister's bachelorette party we got

but instead it cut you up and didn't respect you in the morning

our waiter from joe's crab shack to come to a bar with us and buy us shots of patron silver

it was fucking amazing

Mmm patron. Ill drink jose in a pinch but I got spoiled on patron. So smooth.

/booze plurk

haha i am strange and like cuervo

like when i was in europe i legit just bought a bottle of it and carried it around with me

like a boozehound ...

i was 17 ...

good times ...

two very good nights and i had drank it all

Bahaha. I do cuervo silver usually. My dad keeps buying me patron on holidays but it is mostly for special occasions

i feel suddenly so straight edge xD

my parents are liquor snobs and only have the good shit so i should just steal some of theirs soon

like they only buy patron and skyy and so forth

LMAO right now in my fridge i have pineapple vodka and disaronno

but it's still in there from october

me too vivi

we're aweosme

omfg jonesy when you call me sister it makes our love affair seem so kinky

haha vivi you should get them to buy the classy absinthe that comes in like

a bottle that looks like a straight up potion bottle

it's wonderful classy shit for ... absinthe ...

oh did this gemini party just become a three way?

it did

hot

aw yeah ruthi i like how we have the same opinions and life experiences on everything

also omg now absinthe sounds terrifying to me

i didn't even drink until i was 21, that's how straight edge i am, tifa XD

ikr

IT'S WONDERFUL SHIT

lmao my parents actually did have absinthe

IT TASTES LIKE ... well, okay, a little like paint thinner

BUT REALLY GOOD PAINT THINNER

i found it disappointing moulin rouge gave me high expectations

anthony bourdain is obsessed with it, btw

like int he episode where he goes to paris he spends the entire time drunk off his ass on absinthe

esrtuiuyi

haha it did not cause me any hallucinations which was disappointing but it

mixes really well

surprisingly

like it takes on sweet flavor really well it's strange

oh see the hallucinations are what makes me hesitant XD

haha oh well then you should be fine

wait what is your height/weight

i don't even like getting drunk most of the time

if you don't mind me asking

120 lb / 5'2"

yeah i didn't hallucinate so you should be ok

i think i'll work my way up...... i still have tequila to try first

i wonder if someone's made buffy themed drinks

omfg

if they haven't i vote we make them

OH MY GOD I BET WE COULD MAKE THE BEST DARK WILLOW DRINK THAT WAS LIKE

RED AT THE TOP BUT GOT REALLY DARK BLACKISH AT THE BOTTOM

omfg i have aspirations now

heres one but it's complicated

OH MY GOD DARK WILLOW DRINK WOULD PROBABLY KILL YOU??

it should be like... a Willow is some innocuous fruity red-colored shot

and then you add it in a double shot to some black evil looking thing

yessss

omg i'm biased against this one you linked bc those caps are from ringer

fuck this person

also the Xander is forever an old fashioned t ome

NO THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FROM THE RINGER ...

see very deliciously Xandery

me either it's ok

we can be 18-year-old squares together

haha my most exciting drinking stories are from before i was 18

after that they get tame because i'm responsible now and shit

except not even a little because the last time i drank was a hot mess of life ruining

i know right

fuckers

yeah all my exciting drinking stories are from like 18 to 19

when i was 21 i didn't even

feel like drinking anymore

i am going to vegas for my 21st this summer

and now i hardly ever do

with ... my dad and my sister ...

LMFAO

mmmm

bc my birthday is also on father's day ...

w/e

but my dad is a fucking badass ok he's like bruce willis except i'm more attractive tham rumer