there is no troll icon capable of conveying my feelings right now

i don't even have words

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF

VICTIM BLAMING

wit dem wurdz

DON'T LET YOURSELF BECOME A VICTIM

GET OUT OF MY PLURK I SAID YOU WERE BANNED REMEMBER

DISHONOR ON YOU

DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY

PAY ATTENTION

PAY ATTENTION? WHY NOT BUY ATTENTION?!

that was weak

your face is weak

Oh my god

I KNOW RIGHT

I KNOW RIGHT

oh my dear god pat why

I just. What?

why would you ever

SHE MADE ME DO IT

THIS HAS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING

But it begs the question. Do robots jizz oil?

Ya know... I considered doing waterworks and... have it be oil

Ahaha

i like how you're so delicate and pure that you said waterworks instead of sports

but THIS way I still get to claim my smut virginity AND troll

AND I DID NOT MAKE YOU DO IT

YOU ARE VICTIM BLAMING

... whoops

It makes it sound like an amusement park

well the iron giant's really gotta "work" at it. It's no sport for him

that actually was an amusement part

park

it was

Or more accurately, the utility space on monopoly

there used to be a waterpark near me called windsor waterworks

Which I will forever now associate with getting peed on

sjhrlkdfgjk

you're gonna get wet

Windsor Waterworks - Youre Gonna Get Wet!

*and also peed on. Fixed it for you

oh my god that is

how did that air on tv

it was the 80's

in the 80's they had no standards

... you weren't alive in the 80s how did you know this commercial existed

because I was looking for the one from the 90's but that was the only one on youtube

close enough

oh ok

they used the gonna get wet catchphrase until the day they were shut down

and now thanks to pat this has been ruined forever

man even if it weren't for pat i would have taken that in a sexual context

just not a peeing one

Supahmaaaan

lmfaoooo

Pat you are always in everyones plurks making it awkward

And for that, sir, I salute you

I also didn't realize until a good two or three tags in that we were threading together at kol

Because I am a little slow

I'm gonna take that as a compliment

Well we had never tagged before so its not really one way or another. It was just. Oh hey. Its that dude I see everywhere.

Also I'm rambly. Imma blame the sleepy /creeps away

you didn't say "that annoying dude I see everywhere" so it's still a compliment

pat you're such a refreshing optimist

Oh sorry. Its kinda like the K in knife... the annoying part was silent.

...

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