If any of you ever have the chance to go to a Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert, for fuck's sake, GO

It's like a two-hour long orgasm

I went to "Beethoven's Last Night" and holy shit guys there was FIRE and DANCING and VOCALS

and LASERS

And I got to meet the singers and get things signed and they really liked my outfit

and Mephistopheles looks remarkably like Cesare Borgia from Assassin's Creed

Okay, done fanboying /ends

Wish I could! They only come this far south in December, during blackout dates.

WHAT!!!! You went without me! Just kidding. That sounds awesome though. I totally want to go but I'm all out of money in my concert fund lol

MittyBuffons: XD Quick, sell some plasma or something! It's their last Beethoven tour