Even more awkward, when you see a guy's sl dick and it's so orange that it looks like a cheeto.

cheeto dick FTW

apparently that guy with the cheeto dick feels insulted by the information I gave him about his guido dick. He used to shop at my store...

Apparently he regrets it now. LOL oh well.

People need to learn how to tint their junk.

There's also a guy here with a slightly orange skin, and a milk-white dick. and no balls.