I THINK YOU SHOULD PLURK THAT ONE PICTURE.
I haven't clicked on that DARE I ASK WHAT IT IS
...and btw Phoenix Wright is a Mermaid
.../spits tea all over the keyboard
...I...really am not sure whether that was a reaction to the picture or to Phoenix being a mermaid.
It's not a naughty picture. I promise. XD
OHHHHH and the spittake was for Phoenix being a mermaid hahaha
I thought that pic was something AA-related orz
man are all our mermaid princesses and their princes going to hang out together to find the ingredients for the golden egg
Listen you just don't know what a whiny butt Phoenix is going to be...
(says the only mute prince)
...Can this Rapunzel prince attach himself to one of you guys, since he'll be lost otherwise?
he can pout with the rest!!!
yes whatever get over it Phoenix you'll yap away again in a week!
His first loss (with me playing him anyway) was his voice but it changed so he will weep.
Except not really because when he cries Edgeworth has ~feels~.
Why is that adorable that's adorable
My contribution. GIVE PHOENIX ATTENTION, EDGEY.
See,
auste? Posting lots of AA nonsense.
Look I do have not PxE things saved
...I am still considering that nasty loss idea of switching Edgeworth's personality
That Feenie one is so cute <3
It makes me want to do a pirate AU, shush.
Only because Edgeworth would be the classiest pirate.
I WANT TO WRITE A STORY WITH PIRATES
The moment when I realize most of my saved AA art is NSFW...
...going over my saved art makes me long for a Phoenix again...
Every Edgey needs a Phoenix :<
Edgeworth already had his brain broken in both his games when he got hobos
And then said hobos left too
"Edgeworth already had his brain broken in both his games when he got boobs"
Edgeworth with boobs seems as appropriate time to show this picture as any
I have lots of fanart of Greggo saved because he's sexy. :|
Haaha I posted that same picture above XD
SEXY GREGGO THERE YOU ARE.
WELL I HAVE THE ORIGINAL PIC?
And we have a Gregory reserve at SP!
So so so so so so so so so so
I got to play with a Gregory for a while at SC too aaaaaaaa
What I WANT IN ON THIS...
...In Para, Edgeworth's loss is memory of Gregory.
And in SC, Edgeworth got to celebrate Christmas with Gregory
...Two Miles Edgeworths can't coexist. The RP will implode. :/
Before he cried a river on New Year's Eve when Gregory left
Nope. Unless it's one of those RPs that accept alternate versions ohoho
I DON'T WANT TO AKDJFGHGGL
...Pfft. Edgey is my one and only =D
I am so devoted to him that I constantly write essays abotu him lololol
Edgey wasn't supposed to be part of my muse lineup in the first place /slumps
I WANT TO WRITE ESSAYS but what is time and remembering to write esays
I especially want to kind of delve into how he felt when Gregory appeared in Death City?
The reason I picked up Edgeworth was mainly because I wanted a little writing practice, and when I thought about a character I could
easily identify with, Edgeworth was top of the list.
...In terms of personality
And you picked him up right after I picked up Phoenix ;D
And we turned out to be neighbors. o_o
I picked up Edgeworth only because I fangirled him so much. >_> His character type was so far away from my type.
I was SUPPOSED to app someone else to SC. But nope.jpg
FFFFF Wrighter's Block...
...I did not initially like Edgeworth BECAUSE I could idenitfy with him so much
LOL I fell in love with him the very moment he first appeared
With Edgeworth, I mean. And every since then I've had a very unhealthy bias.
I've just always loved Phoenix and wanted to be like him. :|
/one of these things is not like the others...
.../hides the Phoenix muse though
...So, like Edgeworth, I pretty much admired and fangirled Phoenix Wright.
...I don't see why you should hide him!
Phoenix isn't a scary bro he's a good bro
I'm not really very good at playing Phoenix. It's always been Edgeworth and Larry for me.
So confused for a minute because my Larry's mun's name is Kay IRL afgkjahdfgk
...So, I guess I didn't pick up Edgeworth because I loved him necessarily, I did so because I a few too many times I saw myself going,
"Holy crap. That's exactly what I say. O_O"
...when Edgeworth speaks. XD
...I don't see your Kay very often O_O
I used to play her in Somarium. I toss her into memes every so often these days.
Sounds like Kay's your kinda girl XD
I like delving into Kay's personality and history, and she just didn't get enough screentime for me in AAI.
It wasn't enough for some good development, and a part of the fandom hates her and thinks she's a Mary Sue.
I don't think she's a Mary Sue...
Same. But yeah. Some fans think she is.
...But, I suppose, to be quite honest, I am a bit indifferent with regard to her.
Her personality type is the type I would need lots of time to get used to.
...or ONE of the types, anyway. I am not much of a people-person as is. XD
I don't have any strong feelings one way or the other about her because I still have yet to finish AA:I.
True, Kay does...take some getting used to and I get annoyed with her sometimes ahaha.
I will finish it someday but
And staring at Edgeworth only gets me so far
I could only wonder how Edgeworth was so calm. XD
...I suppose Phoenix gets tired of looking at Edgeworth for more than five minutes, huh.
Slow down there, Lawyer-boy.
...I will sushi your ass.
You better watch yourself.
This is how Edgeworth happys.
There, there. There's no need to cry.
You poor thing.
Would you like to play a game to cheer you up?
...you know what would be amazing?
Two Edgeworths playing chess.
That was way less exciting than I was hoping it would be. :|a
...I thought the very same thing.
"Two Edgeworths" sounded promising
I WILL STOP SOMEDAY I SWEAR.
I have a thing for characters who like chess okay?
I wonder if Edgeworth and Edgeworth would never be able to beat each other at chess. Forever stalemate.
When Edgeworth Sr./Jr. was talking about chess the other day, I was wondering how it would be like to have Edgeworths playing each other
It'll always be a stalemate because they can predict each other's moves?
...I'm sure once in a while, there'll be a win
Heck, I don't know how many wins Edgeworth has against Roy Mustang in SC right now, I just know they play chess a lot.
Edgeworth's chess companion is Conan.
Ken would play chess with Edgeworth, but that would just be more tagging with me so nvm. :|a
Lelouch and Edgeworth were SUPPOSED to play chess, then our Lulu dropped
I am only fmailiar with Lelouch by name and face. -_-
...I still want to have Edgeowrht start a music group
He plays chess. That's all you need to know. XD
Oh, then he would be good friends with Edgeworth. XD
Edgeworth has a flute in SC ahaha and he played a little piano for Austria.
...Edgeworth has at least three, but has never demonstrated his playing abilities for anyone here yet XD
...Well, it seems we will have Layton coming down the line, so I am sure he'd be a stellar chess match for Edgeworth
We also have a Layton coming to SC =D
I AM EXCITE Edgeworth was acquainted with the previous Layton.
I've been dying for a Layton FOREVER
And we're also getting a Luke
...especially after seeing 'Edgeworth vs. Layton'
Wow, you guys certainly have the scare-but-gold characters, huh?
We didn't expect any Layton people, since they didn't reserve. Then their apps showed up as PROCESSING.
Hurrrrr but I've been dying for AA people
I hope that comes up soon here, too
Our cast tends to grow and then shrink.
....Ah, but Gregory. Not even five AA characters can top that right there XD
There's never more than 6 of us at a time, I think. Right now it's just Edgeworth and Franziska.
XD And Gregory dropped by in DECEMBER.
And Manfred had already left by that time.
Gregory: Lololol I died oh wait J/K
You don't have a Phoenix what??
Hobo version, transformed into a combat knife, and was Edgeworth's Weapon partner.
Yeah. And then he got experimented on by witches, gained the ability to turn into a hawk, and clawed Edgeworth.
See, the Madness Wavelength was all over, and it affected Phoenix, and then he attacked Edgeworth
Their relationship got pretty strained, though
Phoenix and Edgeworth with a strained relationship huh :|
That's okay. It will tend to do what when it comes to Phoenix and Edgeworth, no matter where they are
Phoenix was traumatized by the experimentation and during one of their missions, Edgeworth was badly hurt.
It got to a point where it was Edgeworth who was more willing to go on missions and fight.
...My question is, is it necessary to fight?
Well, you have the option to live as a civilian and have nothing to do with the war.
Edgeworth first chose that option, but it became apparent that if he wanted to travel and cover more ground with his investigation,
as well as his search for the ~truth~, he would have to learn how to defend himself.
Monsters are crawling all over the world, and they also crash the city.
It sort of became a necessity for him, so he decided to push forward with forging Phoenix into a Death Scythe, or a really strong Weapon.
Oh my dear goodness... That must have been interesting.
Also, going on missions = opportunities to sniff around in other places in the world.
But missions are dangerous.
Edgeworth broke his arm, sprained his ankle and took several hits during his first mission.
Yes, I can easily see why Edgeworht would go for that option
Are you familiar with Soul Eater canon?
Yeah, so you should have a general idea of what Edgeworth got himself into.
I have a friend who is a die-hard Death the Kid fan.
...Death the Kid is a die-hard fan of Edgeworth's symmetrical cravat.
Actually, wait, it wasn't that Edgeworth didn't want to have anything to do with the war. He wanted to focus on investigation, but attended
...He'd probably get a heart attack if he were to see the visual representation of his 'OBJECTION!'
training sessions to at least prepare himself for - Y-YES SOB
any invasions or anything, but he didn't actively step up to fight and step up his game until later.
TL;DR: He just wanted to investigate and find answers, but that can get ~dangerous~
It really seems that with all these Edgeworths
They seem to have a personal aim to enforce some sort of order/laws into these places XD
Besides prosecuting on the side, Edgeworth now heads a detective Agency with Near.
...Edgeworth was attempting to take hold of some reigns in this organization called the Peace Patrol, and he had to take a few days leave...
then when he returned, it was all, "Peace Patrol is gone lololol"
and he was all, "wait. wtf."
...Haha. Maybe he'll come up with something if necessary
...But I suppose everything's rather...peaceful, for the most part.
...Still, he is restless.
...what is peaceful, Death City is currently recovering from an invasion.
And Edgeworth is recovering from being stabbed.
Everything bad just happens to Phoenix over in Paradisa :|
Well, Paradisa is, for the most part. Even though they let a serial killer loose and have a supremely powerful demonic, sadistic person. O_o
...Even Edgeworth had his contribution in that bad luck XD
He accidentally knocked Phoenix out of a window XD
Week-long coma from a bff, nbd.
Clearly, nothing says you care about your best bud than knocking him out of a window.
What about clawing your best bud while in hawk form?
Or forcing your best bud to stop being useless?
...Time for some fried Phoenix >_>
...Phoenix should have been a literal phoenix XD
YOU THERE, PHOENIX. STOP BEING USELESS.
...and bring me some tea.
I was actually thinking of putting Phoenix on a phoenix loss while I'm out of state next month.
He could be a real Phoenix. And when I get back, he can combust and turn back into a human.
WELL no, but the hawk was red and swooped into Edgeworth's office one day.
HAHAHAHA PHOENIX THE PHOENIX
Edgeworth would probably be all, "Oh. Cute animal. Must care for" ._.
What do phoenixes eat, I wonder?
EDGEWORTH'S HAPPINESS, SO THERE BETTER BE A LOT OF IT
Don't be sad Miles or your phoenix will starve to death
YOU ALREADY EAT MY HAPPINESS
Phoenix wanna cracker?
This makes it look as though Edgeworth's about to slap the shit out of Phoenix. -_o
He's really hardcore about that watermelon.
Ah. Is that what happened? XD
I dunno, that's what I think happened. XD
Phoenix why do you have a snorkel you can't swim you are a phoenix
BUT HE FELL INTO THE EAGLE RIVER...
I THINK THAT HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS VERY QUICKLY AFTER THAT HAPPENED AND JUST WASHED UP SOMEWHERE BECAUSE HE HAS LUCK.
...capslock necessary. :|
...I still call bullshit on our plot nothing breaks Phoenix XD
Edgeworth...sort of feels your pain in a way now, after being captured by a raven and getting dumped into a swimming pool.
Amaterasu threw a rotten skull at the big bad bird and it dropped him into the deep end.
...In game Phoenix would fall out of that two-story window and brush the snow off his t-shirt
But it had to be done pffft
Meh it was the castle messing with his luck
The castle wants his luck too.
Amaterasu first thought Edgeworth was done for, until he popped up and brushed the hair out of his eyes.
The only thing that kills Edgeworth
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA mental image of Edgeworth crawling on the ground going "T-TEEEEAAAA..."
...then he gets it, and cue the Popeye theme.
Edgeworth has also fallen into a basket of dirty laundry before falling into the pool.
....Wtf Edgeworth. XDDDDDD
Both were not exactly pleasant experiences.
And the second time, his communicator switched on when he dropped it, so everyone got a lovely view of him being carried away and then
...Oh my Lord, Gregory is going to have to take good care of his babby XD
So yup, everyone saw Edgeworth rocking the wet look.
...GREGORY'S NOT AROUND TO TAKE CARE OF HIS BABBY ANYMORE
...I want Maya to summon Gregory. I must poke her about that.
Father's Day is still a long way away, SC-wise.
In Asgard, Edgeworth is too busy helping make the justice system.
I already have him going to dress up as Gregory on that day.
...Edgeworth has bow ties. HE HAS TO WEAR THEM SOMEDAY.
I was supposed to have him wear one at Roy Mustang's birthday party, but...I forgot.
...Last time he wore one was at an Ouran event he happened into against his wishes
I hope there's another summer event/vacay thing at SC soon ahaha
They once went vacationing in the Maldives but Edgeworth couldn't do much since his arm was broken then
I kind of wanted someone to push him into the pool then.
OH WELL I GOT MY WISH NOW
/pushes his SC-counterpart into the pool
He'll be annoyed, but he'll be alive.
/yanks counterpart into the pool with
...I've been wet far too many times lately..
Going swimming was your idea.
h-have fun swimming guys 8<
/Now you're stuck between two Edgeworths and a huge dog
Flail all you want, they'll just be fabulous over here in the we-can-swim corner.
...orrrr they will stage a synchronized rescue.
Or Vera will be his floaty device. XD
Where's my stupid Magikarp floating is all he can do as it is
And all the girls popcorn'd it.
Because kyaaaaa synchronized lifeguards
And then there was synchronized scolding
Scolding because you tried to drown me ??
"What did I tell you about drowning, Phoenix Wright?*
Pfft. I tried to imagine that.
So Edgeworth apparently pushes him in the water and Phoenix gets a scolding somehow...
Because he should have known better than to stay so close to the pool.
Hold on to Veritas, Phoenix.
And then the dog swam to the deepest end of the pool hahaha
Damn it. I dropped the oar.
Soon enough, Phoenix will have the same opinion of Edgeworth as he does about Manfred Von Karma.
"I fucking hate him!
"
We must indeed synchronize our efforts to rescue Wright.
...It won't work any other way.
/just drowning while you guys don't care it's okay
A fabulous synchronized rescue cannot be rushed.
...Why aren't you holding on to Veritas? She is just there looking bored XD
...Now, for this endeavor
We require our chiseled bodies and tea.
I'll provide the tea. Excuse me.
We'll be there in a moment, Wright.
/walks off...to find only the fanciest tea
...okay. Make that 10 moments, roughly. o_o
I'm going to wait here, holding this smelly wet dog
And if I do this for ten minutes
I get rewarded by being saved by two wet, chiseled Edgeworths?
/comes back with the tea...which is NOT in teabags
I had to find tea that they actually do NOT serve in bags.
Ah, I could have told you about the place right over there.
It seems we are greatly prolonging our rescue efforts. Worry not, Wright is a resilient man.
/was called "Nick," is in a happy place
Ah. One of my favourite blends.
Now, shall we begin? Must I play the music for ambiance?
What am I to expect? You are me, after all.
(love how they said, 'let's begin at the same time XD)
It's a good thing I have strong arms from all that pointing...
/starts running at the exact same time
/while the Baywatch theme plays?
...........................
(...also this is killing me)
/strips jacket off dramatically at the EXACT. SAME. TIME.
/SLOW-MO-ly....(?) takes off cravat
/it FLUTTERS DRAMATICALLY INTO THE AIR
This is hardly... necessary... just let me drown
/YOU CAN HARDLY TELL THEM APART FROM TEH SEAGULLS THERE
/NO SHIRT NOW. TIME TO REMOVE PANTS wait that requires stopping
/YOU'D BE GLAD TO KNOW THAT WE MAKE NECESSARY PREPARATIONS BEFOREHAND
I'm just letting go of the damn dog because that seems like the only reasonable thing to do right now.....
/...and have our Steel Samurai swimming trunks on underneath
FEAR NOT, my waterlogged friend!
/do their trunks even match
/LIMITED EDITION YOU KNOW EDGEWORTH ACCEPTS NOTHING BUT THE BEST
/...wow so they have the exact same limited edition trunks sob
/dives in at the exact same time as always because this must be synchronized
/they'd be the best tag-teaming lifeguards ever
/holding breath on the bottom of the pool because why not?
/are they doing yoga underwater
WRIGHT. What did I tell you about drowning??
You cease that nonsense right this instant.
/yes, that will be done then.
.....Why are you...so heavy?
/Phoenix Wright: Ace Sponge, clearly
/All I saw was "fat" and "ass"
/Stop eating those burgers with Maya, Nick
/doesn't eat burgers you asssss
You take Wright's right arm, self. I'll take his left. At the exact same time.
/During friendly banter with Phoenix, ngd
/Clearly, this is not the typing hour
Phoenix can survive longer than I can, I just took Melatonin earlier XD
Wright. Are you all right? /brings smelling salts steaming tea
(ACTUALLY I AM JUST DATING SOME PIGEONS SORRY)
/HACKING BLEH THIS IS SEXY RIGHT?!?
(WHAT IS WITH YOU AND PIGE---oh right, you're a phoenix)
You sound terrible, Wright.
/ugh what must I do for a Phoenix in my games
Well I did (cough hack sputter) just almost die...
(...You could go visit Phoenix in his journal =D pimps)
...You really should learn how to swim ...
...Water certainly seems to be attracted to you.
I'm (mumblemumble) water...
(Also sure come bother me ;D)
I'm afraid of water. (Ever since Eagle River, anyway. ..)
/wraps a towel around his wet friend
...What is it, now?
/VERITAS IS HAPPY if not confused as all Hell
/Master has a twin, well lookie there
You should be grateful that CPR wasn't necessary in this case.
I'm glad you're alright. Drink your tea.
/does as he's told, as usual
Also, I find it necessary to fuck off now and go to bed. This will be shortly after dicking around on my DS for a few minutes.
...As if anyone cared to know.
I was supposed to study five hours ago...
HAHA! I was supposed to finish ...artwork...
...having...too...much...fun
Alright, I'll get out of your hair
I think I really want to stick to that headcanon of mine in which Edgeworth has a pool and his dog drags him into it.
I LIKE HAVING YOU IN MY HAIR
Stay in my hair while I study and memorize horrible things
<3<3<3 As I do enjoy being in it, but ALAS
...responsibilities await!
I entrust Phoenix to you, my counterpart
Goodness knows he needs more than one
W-wait, I have to get off the Internets to studyyyyy
I entrust Phoenix to you for future reference anywa. Pfft.
I missed things because of those damn pigeons
Oh, Phoenix.
You're leaving me I see how it is
I'll get the Phoenix-proof cage.
you have to save my mermaid ass
DAMN YOU EDGEWORTHS AND YOUR LEAVING
I suddenly want pirate!Edgeworth and pirate!Phoenix darn it
AND EVERYONE WAS A PIRATE
...OBJECTION YE SKIVY FUCKNUTS
VERILY, X MARKS THE SPOT.
ERGO, WE HAVE FOUND TREASURE.
...That was like a cross between a pirate, an Ace Attorney, and ...
I will be studying with pirates in my head.
You guys thank you for being entertaining tonight /all the love
I guess I will go to bed too ahaha
TIMEZONES ARE OUR FRIENDS
/tucks you both in all nice and cozy
...We shall meet again! ...soon.
.../drinks and eyes droop
Until we meet again in battle. ;D
/salutes both of you and disappears in a flurry of books
Oh, Phoenix. Seems as though I am rubbing off on you
...Good night, my frands~
There's a big difference between "Indeed. >:|" and "Indeed~ 8D"
Also my name is Joelle, feel free to call me Jo
Sure~ Just call me Auste. Some people call me Kat but Auste is a lot more unique ohoho
I play Butzy at SP and Worthy at Asgard and SC.
And I have this urge to reserve Pinkie Pie at SC.
OKAY OKAY LET'S LEAVE NOW
Oh an Edgeworth sandwich is nice :|