"You need to work late again? Aight."

"Oh baby, talk forensics to me"

and they'd never have to worry about me being unfaithful unless they count internet smut

And if they had an affair, I'd be like "Ok. Make you you didn't catch anything."

I'm not big on the idea of real sex anyway, so the best-case scenario is to marry a gay cop who needs a beard

and then I'll just be that person who is a tax deduction or something

idk. It's late and Chloe woke me up at 6:30 AM this morning to play computer games

never should have showed her Wizard101

/end

Good point, Nala. 8|c I'd definitely investigate his background

real sex. lol. I'm going to call all sex "fake sex" from now on.

MittyBuffons: asdfg XD