This thought brought to you by trying on all 3 pairs of pants I own that aren't for work and coming to the conclusion that I hate pants.

Because my ass is only ever properly showcased in casual businesswear as far as I can tell

Sorry, hervictory and staccatobeat but the ironically baggy skinny jeans are going in the diss pile.

I'll find other ways to fuck up fashion and amuse you guys in the future, never fear. /wink

...Yes I really did just make a plurk about my ass. Deal with it. You guys are always going on about your hair.

(For the record my hair is awesome today, thanks for asking!)

pics

Taking a pic of your own ass is surprisingly difficult

you can do this

really? why bother then? they just make your legs look toothpicky and weird

screw the irony pants.

okay here it is

woah I hope those photos uploaded better on not mobile

and Kaye I used to have these really amazing, super comfy red linen pants!

I loved the shit outta those pants, but they were like a 26 and I'm like a 23 so eventually I gave up on them

but I'd buy them again in a heartbeat if I ever found the right size!

(this post was really anticlimactic to all the people on my plurklist who really do have great asses lolol)

I don't wear black ones if I can avoid it. it's all you get to wear in theatre and food service so I like to get funky stuff for days off

haha glad you approve

ow...smacked myself in the collarbone trying to get hair pics

I really hate boring clothes so mine are ridiculous and make people embarrassed to be with me in public hahaha

whatever no one needs to see my hair anyway. (you all totally needed to see my ass though)

and we can go buy pants one day

ridiculous, amazing pants

/thumbs up

totally unrelated to my ass, butt:

I didn't even realize until now that there's a lightpolle on the other side than the tree. FROM ALL ANGLES the sign says NASTY

instead of DYNASTY...I'm so amused. (by the way the food was amazing)

and yes I really made B eat there just because of the sign thing. hahaha

that is a pretty nice ass...

why thank you! it's not the most flattering angle, but yeah. it's a muscular ass so it is not as impressive as the jiggly sort

but it's still the best curve I've got going for me so I'll work it

/thumbs up

one day I'll get someone else to take very flattering pictures of it. for no reasons besides I want to put someone through that.

ngl, that would make me want to eat there too.

"dude I need you to come over and photograph my ass for me"

hahaha this is why we make such good bros, dude.

if we ever are on the Olympic peninsula together for some reason, we'll do the nasty Chinese

in the meantime I'll keep eating marshmallows. I've been eating this bag for DAYS. almost a week actually. they've become less appealing

over time. kinda fun to set on fire though.