I have this cup of milk

and my sister's cats want it

I put it on the table, so I can do internet

but after a few minutes I see these two tails over the edge of the table, circling it like sharks

so I move the cup to next to me

after another few minutes they are trying to dive bomb me from the couch

so I put it back on the table

this process repeats every 3-5 minutes until I finish my milk

goddamn cats

/end

Cravendale - Cats with Thumbs

bahahaha that's awesome

This is one of the cats, btw. In reference to a human toddler.