ektobiologist
shares
wh A T PL U RK????
stop stealing all the cute
i ca n't
you have it all
nu-uh
ektobiologist
says
yes huh
all of it
god damn it stop adding "says" plurk
we know i'm saying it
you can click on the little arrow
and make sure it does not do that
because it is silly and pointless
i do but it resets if i confused myself and click out of the window
if i have all the cutre
you have all the precious
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffff ok finE I GUESS
GOOD
UR GOOD
UR BETTER
UR THE GREATEST
NOTHIN BETTER THAN THAT
YEAH
TAKE THAT
UR THE BESTEST
THAT'S
CHEATING
NU-UH
YES HUH
oh get ready for the aim thing where smileys invade the middle of your sentences
omg
no i d on' t want auto smilies plurk
why are you the way you are plurk
SERIOUS CONVO
smiley face.
that's how it usually goes anyway
that is a poinr
point
espesh because i have been taught the value of passive-aggressive smilies
so now it's like
"no you're wrong about everything 
"
"
dang it plurk
i enjoy those smileys
because it's not passive agressive so much as
telling someone to fuck off
and clearly enjoying it.
true
i do enjoy i
what are keyboard
i have been spending time on anon memes it has made me bitter and cruel
fuck humanity
oh no what are anon memes do i even want to go there
i don't comment on them but i can't stop reading them it's a problem
NO YOU DO NOT
they had their latest round of gender wank you really don't want to see that
ffFFFFF
you'd think roleplay anons would be
idk
you'd think they'd at least not deny the power of language
yeah i
fffff ugh
i have had it up to here
with gender fuckery
yeah. i mean - i could deal with it a lot better if that shit didn't come up.
but no.
people need to be assholes about it
i was checking up on some tumblr folk and found out there's a dearnoncispeople blog and i
ugh, that shit
am gonna explode if i see one more person be a fuckwad about gender
i reported it through blocking them
the thing that pisses me of the most i think
shobogan
is
people who couch it in such righteous terms
those trans people, they're so angry and vicious
we're so much better for not caring about such
yeah i could not give less of a shit about the self-victimization of cis ppl
and i think the part that gets me is that they all are coming off as like
they are being radical. like they are being brave and saying things that cis people don't say every day to trans* people's faces
ugh yes
you are so impressive for spouting the same old bullshit
and they get so INDIGNANT when trans people have had enough of it
IDGI i just don't understand most cis ppl in general i guess
so i guess i will just
keep oppressing them
i'm good at that
apparently
poor marginalised cis people
crying into their non-gender-dysphoric genitalia
which is what they do every morning before they stretch a little bit further and pop their heads right up their asses
YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH /csi intro
YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH /csi intro
god damn it plurk
ilu
ilu2
plurk is a butt
what even is that name, plurk
i have no idea
like it's all things
it's a noun and also clearly a verb because above this box it says "plurk your response"
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, PLURK
it's like the sound of that colour you make when you pour all the colours together
plurk is
children's acryllic-paint brown
omg the front page IS that brown though
dang
i'd say plurk will here us and kick us off in a fit of pettiness
but that would be silly
it's not like it's tumblr.
YYYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHH
lmao
t U M BLR
every time i think about rejoining i just
dont
tumblr
i don't spend quite as much time as i used to
though i did start. another fuckyeah. oops.
I SAW
i was like
dang my matesprits got all these fuckyeahs
how does xe hold all these fuckyeahs
magic
i'll say
wink wonk
or telekenisis
oh that too
i don't play any ma oh whoops sorry remus
i am trying to play remus again i forgot
he is surrounded by ladies
and five.
omg
sorry i just shouted LUNA LUPIN at my screen oops
the other day i was thinking, what if hogwarts characters/zombie apocalypse au
....yes
luna/lupin dealing with genderqueerity in apocalyptic settings
yessss
that is like all my favourite things
i have all these aus i need to write
hunger games au is right up there on my list of things i like to think about
ffffff oh my god yes
i'm gonna read the second and third books soon, prolly gonna start tonight
(one of my games is set on a post-apocalyptic planet. with dinosaurs.)
WH O A GOOD?
i still need to finish the first but i am enjoying it i love katniss a lot
:3c
C H R I ST IE
hi there!
christie, this is sage, xe is like one of the best people i've ever met??? i think you know each other???
sage, this is christie, she is also one of the best people i've ever met
so y'all
should know each other
cuz ur both gr8
HELLO nice to meet you ; u ;
(sage is
you too!
my matesprit
<3_<3)
i'm hardly ever on plurk but i will check in from time to time!
O KAY <3
did you get those sweet hearts because of the karma
i don't get the karma ):
karma gives you more access to emoticons
the more you plurk the more karma you get
and it helps to add friends and fill out your info
plurk, plurk, the karmical fruit
snrrk
i'm twelve
i'm baby 
OH JOHN ALSO 
OH I KEEP MEANING TO TELL YOU
my town has a butt avenue.
O H M Y G OD
*butts avenue.
GO H M Y GOD D>????
BUTTS.
i have not lived on it yet but clearly
I WANT TO LIVE ON BUTTS AVENUE AND I WANT TO USE THAT BUTT EMOTICON
WE MUST
gonna buy a house on butts avenue
also it is right next to Denny's.
and their peanut butter pies.
omg good they have really good pancake poppers
OH MAN YEAH
I NEED TO TRY ONE OF THOSE
I HAD THE MILKSHAKE OH MY GOD
and the pie they were both delicious
ugh i want
peanut butter confections
Like I expected the milkshake to be more chocolate than anything? BUT NO. PURE PEANUT BUTTER HAVING A PARTY IN YOUR MOUTH.
u G H
we need to get a peanut butter milkshake
john our first actual date should be a peanut butter party at denny's
and share it with two straws
YES ????
YES
we will have the milkshake and the peanut butter pancake puppies and the peanut butter pie
omg
best date ever
OMG WHAT IF IT WAS ON ONE OF OUR ANNIVERSARIES
AND WE CALLED IT
THE PEANUT BUTTER ANNIVERSARY
YES
ok where doing this
where making this happen
it is officially a plan
/...giggle
:3c
<3
<3333
...that is my only kissing emoticon
GOOD