Today's the launch party for my magazine... I'll have to introduce myself as Editor-in-Chief and look Important... wweh
I shaved my legs and now they are itchy and I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN BE AN ADULT TODAY
you're a badass 
IT'S YOUR MAGAZINE LIKE, HOLY SHIT, YOU DID A THING NOT MANY PEOPLE DO
IT'S YOUR MAGAZINE LIKE, HOLY SHIT, YOU DID A THING NOT MANY PEOPLE DO
I THINK THAT'S PRETTY COOL
go be awesome!
GO GO GO GO
awesome!!
gah do I have to wear shoes, this is the sort of thing people wear shoes to right
generally yes
gross
Yeah, it's one of those strange shoe-rituals. 
Also congraaats
Also congraaats
thanks everyone 
Congrats!
Congrats!