Who's going to tell me why Fury signed me up for this? And where the hell Banner is.

Visually.... not appealing. We can fix that.

And I want proof that Phil's real. If he's not, there's going to be an ass kicking. I haven't kicked ass in at least a week, I'm going crazy

.....while I'm trying to get your attention here.... why are you all friends with countries?

HEY SORRY I was checking something

YO! better late than never to the party, am I right?

It's me. He really didn't tell you guys?

You know I am surprised you aren't called daddy more often

Does he know about Loki? I have an unanswered friend request sitting here. I feel like I'm at school....

Loki bothering you, Phil? See, this is why we need Banner.

Not that I couldn't do it myself, but the Hulk was pretty efficient when it came to taking the little bastard down.

I thought my first name was Agent?

Not a bother, exactly.

You levelled up.

And we'll fix the situation.

Daddy? I don't get it.

And you missed your chance to.

Still you puzzle me

I'm a complicated man. But, really, deep down... just a man.

With a superpowered brain and a lot of money.

And charisma.

There you go again with your "humility"

I forgot that one.

of course you did. it doesn't exist for you.

Everything exists for me.

Just like the whole world exists for you? ((rolls eyes))

That it does.

That was sarcasm

No, really?

Don't play coy. its not cute

Oh, so now I'm not even cute? If my heart wasn't protected by a mini arc reactor, it would break.

LOL!

Good one, bro! Utterly true

I'll make you some burgers on the grill

You're still not cute.

I am.

Tony doesn't need to be cute, Tony is Tony -- hey.... do you know my Tony, Tony?????

should put you two in touch, seriously if you like R&D as much as I know you do~

Your Tony? Does he hang around Pizzerias and spend a lot of money on cement?

What-- nono, he's different, I'll show you. You'll probably laugh or already know him

Well. I didn't already know him.

So.... Agent Vargas?