The funniest part of this sentence is the use of the word "gayness"

MOM'S JUST WORRIED ABOUT BULLIES and also that I will fall in love with someone on the other side of the world

O mom u silly

Awwww

awww.

I love my Mom and her weird words

Haha, aww.

My mom asked me something similar before I went to Japan, but without the word "gayness", so moderately less cute.

It's still a big city!

You're a big girl

She was also like DO YOU THINK YOU'LL DO A LOT OF DRINKING, I HAVE NOTICED YOU HAVING BEERS

and I told her that I probably wouldn't until I could call for a taxi in perfect mandarin

so... short answer I will be sober for nine weeks

...if china's nightlife is anything like taipei's

Clubs/bars/lounges will be frequented y a LOT of westetners and ABCs

And they should be able to get a cab for you 8Da

/help...ing...?

What is an ABC?

American Born Chinese

there is also CBC, for Canadian Born Chinese

Depending on the area, there can be a lot of ex-pats in Beijing

Yus and clubs tend to he where they gather once the ~sun goes down~