oh my goodness....
Birds are very strange.
They're my.... my favourite. Particularly water birds.
hah, god, maybe I should delete that...
I should like something...stronger. I'm father fond of lions?
Oh.
...?
It is because England-san is an island nation?
I understand. The crane, heron and toki are among my favorites.
Maybe, I'm not sure. I just...they're funny. And they can be mean little bastards too.
Toki?
Toki...Ah.... Please give moment.
see, you're are all very graceful, it suits you. Mine are dumb, mean things.....
Toki.
Oh, that is beautiful. I say... uh.... let's go birdwatching sometime?
I mean, not I say, where did that come from?
I would be honored.
And we don't have to. Maybe just a picnic.
you would?
Yes. I would enjoy birdwatching.
Perhaps we see China-san's ducks?
They are very famous in stories.
Alright, you can tell me the stories while we're looking for them
I will be on sharpest looking out.
good-oh! I'm looking father forward to it. I'll take you around a few lakes back home.
England-san is too kind.
I know, I know.... I'll take you up to Potter's old place. And then I can tell YOU some stories too
? I look forward to England-san's stories. They are always very interesting.
I hope to find: 
oh my word, would you look at them....
you're teasing me now. I almost want to ditch the football. let me research the birdlife around Poland and Ukraine.....
Ah...Poland-san.
...Poland? Is there a problem?
...Of course not.
...is you're sure?
...Yes.
...*if.
But alright then
Perhaps he will be interested in new fashion line. I will bring magazine.
Would England-san be interested in new fashion lines?
...Oh. I see. Well, sure, why not
ktkr
......ok, that wasn't Japanese. ktkr?
Japan
is
Japanese.
キタコレ
Are you messing with me? 
Messing? No. There is no mess.
being mean
N-no...!
It is Japanese expression of....looking forward to thing.
Satisfaction.
....interesting.
Hmm. okay 
I assume you know I'm going to use it against you.
.....
はい。
I understood that one. Hai. Yes.
Yes.
Ah ha! And I know this. Nyan cat. Although I... that's all I know. It's a poptart cat that says Nyan and flies through space
Yes.
It is a dessert cat.
....desert or dessert?
....
Please give moment.
Dessert.
Nyancat-san is not made of cactus and sand.
Alright. And the point of a dessert cat? Is it from a game?
I'm glad he's not. It wouldn't be very kawai
I do not know. It sings.
....well, that's something
Nyancat-san is very kawaii. He sings through space.
My record is over two weeks.
....two weeks? Of?
Listening.
......an hour a day.... or?
....No. Two weeks.
straight. You listenend to a song for two weeks straight. Without stopping
just...on repeat
Yes.
It is my record.
....Tama enjoys.
....why....?
It is enjoyable.
.....are you sure?
Yes. But it is a dangerous thing. Please be careful, Arthur-san.
it is?
I'm going to watch it non-stop until you get here. Can I pause for sleep?
....Pause will cause it to stop.
....so I can't sleep? Not even a nap? Alright. link me to this nyancat or some sort of download.
...Perhaps when I arrive.
nope. I'm listening while I wait for you. SO that if it drives me insane, you have to deal with it
....
Do you have your cat with you?
...no. I don't bring animals for the football.
...Oh.
That is unfortunate.
it wouldn't be fair on them. They're being looked after
Ah, that is good then... I usually watch the games with Pochi-kun. He enjoys them.
the crowds get....rowdy here.
...Oh. Yes, I forget how...Western games can be.
But it is very lively and interesting.
Very different from home.
I'll protect you
O-oh.
Thank you, England-san.
any time!
ah - the flight is leaving. I must turn off all devices.
see you soon!
safe flight!
Thank you, England-san. I will see you soon.
He only likes ducks because he thinks one day he will become a beautiful swan
England's cute!
.... 
cuter than me?
cuter than me?
ndo, but he's cute
he's dot ugly I bead
the pair of you can piss off