I had a "master" and I had to decorate this warehouse looking thing in his mansion.

I had time decorate it with a blue mermaid theme but it really sucked because I was like using things like balloons and tissue paper

There was also jewelry I put on that made the room more blue

I was worried about not pleasing him because I would be punished if master didn't like it

but there was another girl I was competing with and I guess we get to be master's pet if we win?

After I finished decorating I got worried and ran to my bedroom across the hall. I jumped into the top bunk and hid under the covers

Oh yeah the girl I'm compeating with is lovely -slave on tumblr so I was super worried that I was gonna lose b/c being a pet is her life

i was only under the covers for a while when master came into the tiny room

he looked happy so i calmed down.

there was an official looking old lady in the hallway. She had a clipboard and everything

master said something like: "i love it! come give me grand tour"

so i climbed out of bed and put on the jewelry in the warehouse

there wasn't much to show i maybe moved some plants around, there wasn't much to work with and it was a damn storage room

lovely-slave was angry that he liked mine better but the old lady didn't agree with master

he dismissed them and he was asking me how i managed to make the room so good

"did you get most of your ideas from these decorating magazines or from your head?" I was like my head duh look at this shit

he was acting more possessive of me already and kept getting close to me

i was glad i didn't lose but i was starting to question his intentions

i was starting to wonder if i actually loved him

Mike Schmitt's voice rang though my head "make sure your first time is with someone you love"

he actually said that to me in reality

i got kinda scared. I totally forgot that i have to FUCK this guy

he looked like tiffany's dad thats creepy

i think he had to officially choose me or something because there was gonna be a ceremony

master went to organize everything so i ran to the lawn

my phone had a thing that you can send a subject with your call so i wrote "SOS!!" but seth didn't pick up

i tried one more time but i had to go back in the mansion

the old lady questioned me and lovely-slave yelled at me but i just kinda slithered away to get ready

i was at a top story room getting my dress laced up by someone and i was looking out this big window dramatically

when this HUGE black escalade rolls up to the

house

whoops

we all ran out to the lawn and Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock gets out out the drivers seat

john watson is beside him

then the back door opened and fucking dwayne THE ROCK johnson gets out

and i yelled THATS DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON

finally seth the guy i called scooted out after him

we ran to each other anime style and hugged

i was having second thoughts about leaving though but seth was like "do you actually like him or are you doing this for money?"

and yeah i was doing it for the money

Sherlock and john were no where to be found but the rock was fighting some grunt

all three of us tried to get back in the car but master caught up to us

he was all disheveled and his bow tie was coming undone and he was all sweaty

but we didn't get away and we were put into this camp thing

like summer camp not like....nazi ...camp

there was other kids i know there and we were making the jewelry i wore in the beginning

it gets kinda fuzzy in the end but lovely-slave was there and she was mad at me for ruining her chances with master

actually i think everyone was mad at me

i got some cute earrings though so w/e fuck the h8er

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