i was like

why are my leg muscles so stiff

why aren't they doing what i'm ordering them to

then i remembered that i spent half an hour yesterday trying to kick a door down

unsuccessfully

too much climbing around houses

and that.

I tried to get out of bed to feed the cat this morning and fell over. My left leg has given up.

o-oh no...

you are feeling the effects of being an ACTION HERO

my body was not ready