Hasbro this movie is dumb and you should feel dumb. >:[

MAHALO, MOTHERF-

pffff

Although using the USS Missouri to kill aliens was pretty badass, ngl.

...and the line "Holy shit - are you a cyborg?!" made me laugh.

I would have watched a whole movie about the three people up the mountain

I DON'T KNOW WHY

Yesss.

Angry Ex-Army Cyborg Man was the only character I actually...cared about.

fuck those other goons

"THEY KILLED MY GRAD STUDENT!!!!"

Bahaha poor nameless grad student

I wanted to watch the adventures of double-amputee army man and douchebag PhD scientist.

Bros 4ever.

Only not.

HEY SCIENTIST CAME BACK

in time to watch army man punch an alien in the face

best part of the movie

That was also pretty rad

SMASHING ALIENS IN THE FACE WITH wtfever that suitcase thing was

The part that set up the relationship between Protagonist and Protagonist's Girlfriend, though. :|

"Oh you broke into a 7-11 to get me a chicken burrito! This doesn't reek of creepy desperation at all!"

Yes menfolk you don't need to put any effort into seeming well-adjusted and rational just act crazy and obsessive

Women will flock to your cock

yeah the army dude in the mountain was pretty much the only character I cared about...

and the old navy dudes with the old ship was pretty good

other than that. that movie.

sob

I need to watch this. Eventually. On the cheap.

it was one of four movies in an all-night movie marathon at the drive-in here

it was not, however, my designated 'if I need a nap' movie!