srsly why has no one apped Jake yet

so basically jake is dexter

someone should app jake for his flawless cheekbones

I just want to touch them

but timmy, cheekbones is your app pattern.

I thought special eye colour was my app pattern

DID I MAGICALLY PICK UP A NEW ONE?

oh i thought it was cheekbones. i guess in this case you would be apping book!Diana with her perfect luminscent green eyes.

pfft

do you have any characters that don't have amazing cheekbones tho?

Ugh noooo Jake you have so many self loathing issues

greyjoy: uhhh

... this is a good question

Cassie what are you doing, Jake just confessed he came back for YOU

jensen ackles, james mcavoy, chris pine, paul wesley, benedict cumberbatch, jeremy renner and tom hiddleston ... oh wait and rdj

...

someone should do this for me

Stop pushing him away girl

yeah you play cucumberbatch and you used to play colin morgan, you have all the cheekbones

okay fair I can accept that

added to my list of pings: immaculate cheekbones

Ugh he is even helping you dig up your father's grave in the middle of the night. Only Jake.