/nodnod

i r a srs gamer, u guise

...Pfffthahahaha

'Wake up, Legolas... the chosen one!'

'Legolas, do not be alarmed, look at yourself!'

LOOK AT YOURSELF

YOUR HAIR IS UNBRUSHED

GET TO THAT

lololol

WHAT KIND OF CHOSEN ONE ARE YOU

clearly he just got back from letting his hair blow dramatically in the wind, cool your tits

....i think i was trying to go for 'cool your jets' and changed it to tits mid-type

Signs you've been on the internet too long

LOL

CALM DEM TITS

yup

...clearly this makes Zelda into Galadriel

and... the gorgons are dwarves...

how far can i carry this thing

i mean, Link is even a woods 'elf'

fffff

it's okay. my tits are very calm

ok, we cool then

o/*\o

also man, the people of this village get really screwed over by Linkolas, but srsly

in seven years they couldn't fix their damn windmill?

...I am dying

glad to amuse~

you are beautiful

bah, i can't think of a LotR equivalent for the Zora

y no mermaids, JRR?

and obviously Linkolas lived among hobbits all his life, before the spirit of the forest or w/e gave him his great quest

Tolkien must have forgotten the mermaids

clearly

gj, man

he had werewolves, elves, dwarves, dragons...even something akin to a vampire. But not mermaids....

oh right, i nearly forgot about Beorn

vampire... golum?

Thuringwethil. Mentioned only once in the Silmarillion. More like a humanoid vampire bat, from what I remember

huh!

i never got around to reading that...

unfortunately, a friend of mine was... really, really obsessed with it, to the point she was trying to write a book based off it

(don't natter at me about copyright laws when things like 50 Shades exist)

but anyway, mostly all she did was sit around with her 'writing buddy' and write porn with her characters, which is cool...

only i got so sick of her telling me all about these characters whose names i couldn't keep straight, i just. Didn't even

want to touch it ever

I could've pointed her to all the fanfiction sites...

lmao, i'm sure she read them and probably violently disagreed with most of them

she was one of Those people

There's a bajillion names. I had to read Silm. several times before I got everything down

eventually she and her GF decided they were reincarnated elf-faeries, it was... special

ahh one of those

like, literally believed that

oh dear

yeah ._.

like the crazy anime fans who use broken Japanese and sport cat ears/naruto headbands...

sob every fandom has them

lmao, yup

at least she didn't talk Elvish at me

dear gods at least. I love Elvish and I used it in fics, but I never tried to say it

there wasn't any point to it if no one else understood me

lmao, yeah

....also Navi's questions about 'are you having trouble with something?' now sound hilariously inapropriate