Urk Feel for you.

I don't like asking people for money I have eaten so many Percy Pigs between calls

Oh, you're coldcalling? Ack. What's a Percy Pig?

well, no, they already donate, I just have to encourage them to donate more. and call people who used to donate

Percy Pigs are the best thing ever! they're pig-shaped jelly sweets. I am addicted to them

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I need to travel so I can taste every country's sweets

percy pigs are secretly made with crack. i'm convinced.