besides like the legit IC reasons

I'm just laughing at him being all YOU ALL HATE ME

/storms off!!!!

omfg

meanwhile, Ciaphas and Yuuki are discussing protecting him from Birdman

THEY HATE HIM SO MUCH

oh god I need Cain to check the network now that he's out of the hospital and be UTTERLY HORRIFIED

and track down ciaphas

I DONT NEED YOUR PITY

I DONT NEED YOU TALKING ABOUT ME

DONT YOU /DARE/ TALK ABOUT ME

LAKSJFASL!!!

screaming mess

WOW

RUDE

also a private conversation so that's awkward

oh yeah, do I have permission for cain's hacking?

axing yuuki-mun atm now too

yeah, but i'm not sure how long posts stay on the network

I know under the old mods it was one day

but idk if that's the same or if Haunt and Rica have different feels on it

oh I think everything from current marina is public? I'll check the FAQ and then ask if its not there

"public"

I mean not archived

yeah, it used to be that posts were archived every day

ahhh yeah they're gone after a day

unless cain wants to get in trouble to look

im just gonna lay facedown in this plurk and sob grossly

LOL

OK I am going to take the punishment for archive hacking

just so sorry god

im just grovelling forever

this business with cain getting a cellphone i am not looking forward to because god help us all if someone ever mentions it on the network

"if"

HHAHA

birdman!writer sees someone talking about their text convo with cain, sighs sadly and takes a pull of birthday cake vodka, and gets to work

dear god

i am like looking for excuses to leave cain alone from day to day because c h r i s t

hootlord hehehe whats wrong has he not Charmed You

Touma will just be in the "MURDER IS NEVER THE ANSWER" group.
They don't have pamphlets, but he does have fists.

painwheel will be rallying against that group

I'd like to say he'd never hit a girl, but...

Canon has proven this to be untrue.

that's ok she'd be patronized if he refrained from hitting her cuz she's a girl

punching eachother around might be a nice bonding point for them

I feel the need to reference his DW username:
punch_illusions_get_harem

THOSE CAN EASILY BE REVERSED

HAHA

oh my DW username is just bad

delmawhore

beautiful