Valiant
gives
You a Make Your Own Shakespearean Insult tool (Thou Wayward, Elf-skinned, Miscreants!) 
Post your fav here!
Post your fav here!
Thou loggerheaded, unchin-snouted, foot-licker!
Thou frothy, fen-sucked, flap-dragon!
Thou unmuzzled, tickle-brained giglet! haha
MaryTeodosio
shares
Thou unmuzzled flap-mouthed varlot.
thou saucy, rump-fed flax-wench!
lol
Lucinda
says
Thou mammering, doghearted, flax-wench!