welcome to Plurk, basically here is a formatting site to show you a few things

oops, can't find the link, I will have Adel send it to you

but you have this timeline, and when you start friending people . . .

their stuff will show up on your timeline, and their stuff will show up on your timeline

so basically it is a bunch of people who "subscribe" to each other

and share goofy links, talk about shit going on in their lives

up above your time line, you should see ALERTS, which will prolly have a couple friend requests (adel and I at the very least)

"Plurks" will get flagged if someone responds in them

and you can always "mark all as read" if you get a bunch and don't feel like going through them

oh, and be forewarned, PLURK is gonna do some annoying, stupid glitchy stuff every once in awhile

shhhhh, he is allergic to zombies and assholes

a zombie puts his asshole on him, quicker death than a severe peanut allegy

"And what happens if your Noby Noby Boy gets cut in half?" "You have to devour your own asshole" - Penny Arcade.