but like steinlo holy shit man

you're like really cool and nice and funny and shit

and I know when you said that you wanted to go to la

that I said that it'd be cool to hang out with him and that if he needed a place to crash

I could probs like help him out

but that don't mean that you can like

talk about booking a trip to la for like

next week?!?!?!?!?!?!?

like dang we've only talked for lik

e 2 days

guy please help me?!?!?!?!?!?

and like god you're my friend and all but like

god why are you already calling me wife

after like

6 hours

why

why

like it's ok that shitis cute between friends but like

hold on there

and god what is this about me being his baby

after like

40 minutes

what is this?!?!?!?!

Also you like talked to me about porn

what up with that????????

and by porn I mean like

watching too much porn?????

and now I know you watch a lot of porn

and I'm like ok that's fine

but like ok

Like god I still enjoy talking to you but like goddamn

we rushed through 4 months of friendship in like 6 hours

god live plurks conversation with steinlo???

god jokingly tells calls him a true beauty because of some like drawing he sent me of himself

and tells him he's like the birth of venus

and he was like lol not as beautiful as you

and I was like LOL GOD THANKS FLIPS MY HAIR

and now he's like

I WANT TO FLIP YOUR HAIR

LET ME FLIP YOUR HAIR

WHAT IS THAT?!??!

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?

WHAT IS THAT EVEN GOOD GOD

"I WANT TO FLIP YOUR HAIR"

WHAT?!?!?

HAHA JESUS CRUST

jesus christ wow