Bonjour Monsieur Ludwig! You finally came back to your senses?

Monaco? {gets up quick}

Am I in one of your rooms? Am I going to get charged for this too?

Oui, it is moi.

You are not in a hotel Monsieur Ludwig. You are in the hospital. You fainted after talking to our cashier. Quite unbelievable

{tries to recall the situation} It's the BILL

Why did I get charged 50,000 euros 5 hours after we landed?

Well there is the matter of your hotel accommodations.

But I told you, we were not staying in the hotel. We were camping out in the beach.

Oui! How ever, the reservations were made. And as such, you have to pay for them.

I have to pay for it? You chose really expensive rooms. One for each of us.

That was called hospitality, Monsieur!

{scratches his head} What about this charge on drinks?

You had a long flight, and you were offered drinks, were you not?

Upon your arrival, oui?

The man said it was complementary

Non, I think the man said, "Complements of the Princess" And I am not entitled to give free drinks.

{huffs}

What about this charge on transportation?

You were fetched by a limousine, oui? That was 50 euros per mile.

50 WHAT?

50 euros/mile Monsieur. And the caddie plus driver offers a separate charge.

{looks down the list and reads through the long list of charges with destination.

There's another charge for drinks here.

I believe one of your companions were thirsty and drank some vino, oui?

{shakes his head}

What about this charge for hugs?

Monsieur Feliciano enjoyed the pleasure of my attention and warmth.

He... did? {mournful expression}

and you charged him?

Oui! I am worth it.

{wipes his face with his hand} Is there a way for us to, how does Vash say it...avoid some of those charges?

Do not worry about it. The amount was charged to your account temporarily. It will be charged to someone else upon his arrival.

who?

To Monsieur doubleoh He was kind enough to accept the charges. And I was kind enough to encourage it

Since he was able to,

speak my language

kind?

Oui. We had a small talk. And he agreed to let Italy spend as much as he wants. So as of last night,

I allowed the young Monsieur to spend a grand time at the bar by ma lovely beach and drink to his heart's content.

Including Madame Monica and Madame Felisa

So that means there's more to this bill?

Oui. I stopped charging you the moment Monsieur Bond made the agreement.

However, your hospital bill is not included. Please make sure you arrange everything with the Cashier. As of an hour ago

your bill was 3200 euros

{his face just lost all color. Immediately he gets the money from his wallet, and runs to the cashier and out of the hospital}

{blinks} where'd he go?

I was going to give him a friendly discount, out of courtesy.

{shrugs and leaves the hospital} Now to see to my guests pleasure.

((ooc: if you tell him that, he might just strangle you already))

( ooc; that would make italy sad, he would hate you... ;p)

((ooc: yes that is true

((you wouldn't. I'm a girl))

(( i don't think so..)) XD

((what?))