They think my brother is a pet.........

This is both facepalming worthy... and kinda funny at once

Yeah...

But it's still trouble for us if they have convincing evidence that there is something in the apartment when it's my brother...

we aren't allowed to have a third occupant for more than two days unless we revise our lease and get a three bedroom apartment...

which... we can't afford...

ha ha ha... ha

LOOKS LIKE OUR JIG IS UP