well mostly, he hasn't exactly gotten into lol abominations or tranquility yet

at least not specifically

murderkoala I am pretty sorry

:|

i will not tag this tonight.

lmao

that's fine

it's not like I'm not slow as frozen balls u_u

I am also incredibly sorry about that

this is what happens when you ask questions, grumpybutt. maybe you should just stick to potion stuff haha

THIS APPEALS TO HIS INNER NERD

HE'S ACTUALLY QUITE TURNED ON NOW

LMAO

no i lied he's not but it's 2 a.m. and i say things

somehow orsino still manages to be less obnoxious than anders about the ~plight of mages~

Anders basically lost Snape when he said he was like Fenris and then started sexual innuendoing Isabela in one of his posts

lmfao

Orsino is just like shit sucks and I couldn't save them

orsino you need someone to hold you and like

stroke your ears idk what elves like

lmao he kind of does

except lolcautious as fuck

elves =/= ferengi

pffft I wonder how he'd feel about that tbh

because I think it probably feels good? I mean, ears are nice and sensitive

but on the other hand, the culture of dehumanizing, for lack of a better word, when it comes to elves

Maybe if an elf does it?

oh for sure if an elf does it

but yeah like if a human was all nngh I love your ears it might be kind of weird? Though probably not quite so much for him

because he's not nearly as caught up in his elfishness as those outside the gallows, heh

But it makes me kinda wonder

do elves like human ears

and outside of thedas it might not be nearly as since that culture doesn't really exist in the same way

~the allure of the exotic~ and all that

"They're so ROUND"

LMAO I wonder! I think some of them find stubble quite fascinating

depends on if they'd get caught up in the symbolism of it, I suppose.

...seriously that's some kinky sex

one side's playing with the ears, one side's grinding against the jaw

/flail

yes

sob I have this thread with another anders on a smut meme. orsino just wants to rub his face all over his cheeks, it's kind of cute.

asldfhsjkdf

it's awakening anders even x333

i had an Anders tag me in a meme and try to be all flirty with Snape and then like

and then my internets died

AND THEY VANISHED and i forgot what I was saying

TRUE STORY

;___;