Because HE'D never be caught naked in my ho- oh wait

because he is an idiot

the biggest

piss off

None of you have this concept of privacy do you?

They're Europeans, and not only that. They're the worst SORT of Europeans.

No good ever comes with associating with that rubbish

The two of you aren't Europeans? I'm sure the lot of you have educated your Duchess about the term "paparazzi"

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\it's not about her education, it's about creeps in bushes with ridiculous long shot photography.

You can't watch a car ride up on a curb and criticise the person it hits for not knowing road safety!

Mon dieu, are we still talking about photography with the bushes?