What's the dickhead trying to do?

b adickhead

Bitch, please. You love it. And what the hell have you been drinking? Have you become one of those boozed up Japanese businessmen over there?

Japan, shame on you.

You should have invited me.

It is not a normal thing.

All the more reason to invite old friends. I'm hurt.

No you're not, but you will be.

you know, it really turns me on when you talk to me like that.

There's three of me now, you know. One to hold, one to punch and the other to film.

Happy Slapping Cities?

It has a nice ring to it. and look, your taxi's just pulled up.....

greaterlondinium: Sounds like yer going to be busy laddy.

Short arse hasn't gotten a punch in yet.

.....I don;t think it's wise. I still seem to be in trouble for the France thing. If, however, I were to admit to Japan that you were causing trouble, he might be tempted to take matters into his own hands.

ye tell me if ye need anything laddie

...me?

not ye, I was speaking to greaterlondinium

I can almost hear that little bit of hope cracking and breaking into a thousand pieces of fine flakes of lonely silver....

aye

Do it again. Make him hopeful. Crush him

Aye. I will pulverize the wee wanker