chie told me to get a 'plurk'. jeez what a pain, but whatever.

lmfao oh you

what? i'm just telling it how it is

let's create an unbreakable bond baby

oho! well why don't you tell me a little about yourself~?

I like long walks, donuts, and guys who ride motorcycles

but I'm not a fat chick

WOAH you sound awesome. i should take you out to steak sometime

and NOT a fat chick. you have my heart, fair maiden

awesome. Let's get steak~ And I'll show you a good time too!

WHAT THE DICK IS THIS 8|

Your homosexuality is breaking Namimori law.

ooo i can't wait~

excuse me?? you must be referring to kanji.

Hmph, there are more of you faggots?

pfft, apparently, because i'm talking to one right now

daaayyyyuuummm

[ run little boy ]

oh Yosuke, you're so witty. /Alex seems very impressed

pfffffttt. a little GIRL like you couldn't do any damage

yeah i'm pretty awesome~ faggot is the only faggot i like <3

YOSUKE CAN I MARRY YOU

/your spleen, meet tonfa.

m-marry!? uh, maybe when i'm out of high school haha. you seem nice though. do you like steak?

i could really go for some steak right now8 (

GAHHHHUUAGHAHH C-CRITICAL HIT

pffft

/GALACTIC PUNT

come to junes and i'll treat you! maybe i'll throw in a free soda, yeah?

C-CHIE. STOP HIDING UNDER THAT FAKE NAME

aw, yosuke, you're so nice

so faggot, where you been all my life?

yeah i'm pretty awesome. but maybe we could get to know each other better though, y/n?

Just waiting to get to meet you

W-what? How did you know it was me?

gee i dunno. maybe all of your crazy kung-fu. why can't you be a normal girl?

well don't worry, yosuke's here in the flesh!

HEY! I am too normal!

At least I don't pretend to get sick so Souji-kun can "tend" to me.

laughs at that

h-hey! i was sick! that flu thing was going around and my best bro was there to help because that's what BROs do

....

Uh huh. Except you want him all to yourself. More like a boyfriend than a "bro".

yeah, right. quit reading so much into stuff, chie. this isn't one of those guy-on-guy dramas. yuuuck.

A-as if I watch those--!!

...

he was sick, wasn't he?

He didn't /seem/ sick to me..

i dunno, chie~ when you lent me your kung-fu dvd i coulda sworn the extra disk in there was one of those guy/guy movies.

what--! don't believe her, man! i was sick dude! you saw all those tissues balled up!

Yeah, I believe you.

But those tissues could be from something els--!!

Uh.

.........

...!! HEY. s-stop thinking like that!

i'm a decent enough person to dispose of stuff like that if i knew someone was coming over.

Y-yeah. Whatever /so red

We didn't do anything

I... I didn't say you did!

...don't give me that look!

see? look! souji-kun agrees /smug

/nods

Uh... okay I'm going to find Yukiko.