How come none a y'all told me I got big fuckin ears

It's not something I would typically notice about someone? Especially since I haven't seen you in years and only met you in person once oops

They flop out and shit too. Why was I not informed.

i dont stare at ears son

/shrugs ^

Erin, you should know I'm wearing a shirt that I bought solely because it says Invincible on it.
For your stupid pony.

my pony ;;