well! if you have to chop your way out, you'll be thanking me!

it's smart... especially since Zombies aren't good at climbing stairs etc

seriously

hurricanes, zombies...it's a catch-all tool

Smart thinking!

I'm going to need an ax alternative. When I see sharp things, I feel compelled to run in the opposite direction.

baseball bat?

Flamethrower? It will work against zombies, and when you accidentally ignite your attic you can stay warm, too.

and make smores