you're not mentioning who you cut your RP teeth on smut WITH

Good to know!

Who did you lose your smut virginity with?

That one up there with the popcorn

uh and it might have been a public vampire threesome or something w/e

But which of your characters and which of theirs?

... oh my god

I DID NOT KNOW THAT

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT

How did yo unot know that

I was writing crack Edward Cullen, El Lady was writing Thomas Raith, and the third was Drusilla

Haaaaaa. Louise has been around in RPland two years, but only just got deflowered by magicom, so BIG UPS MAGICOM!

Erik Lehnsherr's milkshake brings everyone to the yard

DAMN RIGHT! It's better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, he could show you, but then he'd have to charge!

Also lyrangalia It wasn't the first time I ever WROTE smut, just the first rp. DON'T CRACK UNDER THE RETROACTIVE PRESSURE

*snort.* Actually I was just sorting through what variation of a "I'M SORRY I SHOULD HAVE BEEN GENTLE" crack to make

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft

Sometimes I feel like I should wear a sign that says "NO SERIOUSLY NOT REALLY MY CHARACTERS" and then my mind does shit like that and it's like "... well maybe a littel"

You are the smuttiest smutter in all the land.