They keep wanting to pat him on the shoulder and be like "it's okay, everything's going to be fine." 8|

oh my god that is the cutest of gifs

WE DON'T PANIC man Rachis would feel so much better if Eike knew how to defend himself. At all. 8(

Would he be willing to take lessons? 8| Though lesson one involves being willing to hurt the opponent.

Eckert and Margarete had to do the strongarm work for him. :|

Of course, I love Eike's severe lack of emotion in two of the endings when Hugo/Homunculus die in awful ways [SPOILERS]

and Eike's just like

"well that sure was a thing"

Yeah, I... can get behind that explanation. Oh, Wagner. 8|