Hey, hey! Heads up! Epilogue has gained and lost some employees.
Welcome takesushi with Connor-- who'll be helping with security (and some paperwork! Because everyone needs to learn math!)
As well as Pip with Gilbert, who'll be working waitstaff. Also brewmegently, Coffee, with Lyle as a new bartender!!
Unfortunately, we lost osdfgkjh belatedly mentioned kjhdfg Yusuf as one of the managers and Clay, who had been working the books.
ahh 
new security
new security
/wavewave
and coffee too uvu hello hello
hallo
Ri we need...some CR up in here.
Panty is hitting that- I mean hi
TENKA。
is
there going to be a mingle this month?
we do!
mingle mingle
devilstars do you mean Connor or Lyle?
this is so exciting ouo
takesushi hey hey i'm the mukuro player, i just wanted to ask if you wanted to do anything security...related...!!
sure! 
they could... get acquainted?
hello pinapple meet your new kouhai
yes definitely some acquainting time would be fun 
ah say hello to your new senpai
ah say hello to your new senpai
wow mukuro what are you going to teach him
how to be a smooth mofo obv
wow ginko he's just gonna show him the ropes
exactly
unlike miss i don't even know what kind of club this is
excuse you??????
its ok maya connor has no idea what kind of club it is either
what are host clubs. what are clubs. it's a fancy bar and he's just supposed to keep things orderly that's all he needs to know 0k
oh my god
yessir
his colleagues why
yes!
whereabouts? the bar area?
sure would you like to start or shall i?
would you like to start or shall i?
i could 
okok thank you!!
specific day + time of night in mind?
nah, anything works
okay with prose or actiontags?
i'm good with either but i'm faster at action tags!
excellent ty
AHAHAHA OMG THIS MEANS EPLIOGUE IS GOING TO HAVE ACTUALL SECURITY NOW
let's pretend I spelled any of that right
LMFAO THAT'S SO RUDE WHAT DO YOU MEAN ACTUAL SECURITY
ARE YOU SAYING MUKURO DOESN'T DO HIS JOB
that is exactly what I'd saying
everyone in this plurk is hella rude
........can we all just pretend I'm awake and functioning
no
your face is hella rude
please take responsibility
your mom is hella rude
why are you using hella anyways
you don't live here
rude
rudest
SOMETIMES IT JUST SLIPS OUT
tbqh
I HAVE A LOT OF NORCAL/SOCAL FRIENDS
i am revoking your hella prilvilege
you can only renew it by visiting norcal
you can't revoke it you didn't give me it in the first place
i don't want to visit norcal
as a resident of norcal
i have that ability
you guys don't even play lacrosse
stop watching teen wolf
teen wolf lied to me
lmsfdgf
THOUGH LMFAO WHEN I SAW THAT IN THE FIRST EP THE LACROSSE THING
i just cracked up
why did you trust teen wolf in the first place
i never did
lmao I am pretty sure I yelled at it
okay maybe you can have a smart point back
in that ase
case
LMFAO I WAS KIDDING DID YOU REALLY THINK I REALLY THOUGHT YOU GUYS PLAYED LACROSSE THAT OFTEN
shame
on
you
never
who plays lacrosse on the west caost
no one
coast
we do????
WE DO.
YOU'RE CANADIAN
YOU DON'T COUNT
THE CANADIAN WEST COAST
THE BEST WEST COAST TBH
THE WEIRDO WEST COAST TBH
do you play lacrosse in your igloo backyards
on ice skates
you had the terminator
for governor
it doesn't get weirder than that
skynet didn't take over
so there's that
you're welcome
ROLLS EYES
shut up now i'm trying to tag this
RUDE
I should tag
but I don't have the energy
I don't know how I'm managing this tbh
I WILL TAG TOMORROW NIGHT
BECUASE OMG EPILOGUE MINGLE
tag me
no
you'll trap me in a loop of boomerang tags
and then I won't sleep
and then I'll fall asleep at work
and how would that look
NO I WON'T I'LL BE GOOD
or behind the wheel
and I'll die
no you won't
how would you feel then
I might
the terminator will save you
he's not the governator anymore
then i'll send wolverine over
oh
thank you
i can send a moose as back-up
canada's got your back bro
wow I feel so safe
YOU SHOULD FEEL SAFE MOOSE ARE INTIMIDATING
omg are you in canada too
which part
i am so in canada
MOOSE ARE HELLA RUDE
alberta
they attacked our car
the goddamn oil province fuckyeah
ALBERTA SO CLOSE YET SO FAR
ARE YOU OVER THE MOUNTAINS
i'm in bc
land of high gas prices despite being right next to alberta
oh my gosh
suckers
i mean
oh no
lmao
LMFAO RUDE
it finally got down to like 12x.x/liter again
though so
oh my god
we're at like
105.0/liter
...
HAHAHA
i'm sorry i don't think we can be friends unless you're willing to drive some gas over
NO
i'll ferry it over in baskets disguised as folksy bread products
okay that works
BUT YEAH WOW alberta come over some day we should hang out
rude
I have your address
we've been through this
we wouldn't be hanging out at my house 
well you have to go back
at some point
do i chira
do it
i forgot darcy was a hostess
yeah
it was a slow conversion
alright fine
I'll tag your tsundere ass
but only because I have a time limit in the form of my laptop battery life
WASN'T SHE A COOK
no i don't want to tag rn
i'm snacking
she's still waitstaff
she was always kind of kitchen/waitstaff
and then slowly got converted to hostess.
TENKA。
was
it yamamoto
did he do it
but still waits tables and stuff
sort of. and realizing that at the time the only female host was ginshu
female host ginshu
but yeah, yamamoto was part of that coercion
LMAO well im glad
ooh ms darcy ooh
yeah!
actually I really need to tag into it tomorrow
because there are possible other recruitment plans
okay
REALLY
then i'll tag you then
okay
yeah
good
let me sleep now
it'll be tomorrow night
no you can't sleep yet though
unless I wake up hella early and have time before work
you aren't the master of my sleep schedule
if i can't sleep nobody can
then sleep
that's cool i have plans tomorrow too
go sleep
BUT I CAN'T SLEEP
WELL THAT'S YOUR FAULT
IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M AN INSOMNIAC
IT'S YOUR FAULT YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE IS WACK
takesushi you can see we are a loving family community here
behind the scenes of epilogue
it warms my little heart
excuse me
you're excused
you were like this before I even got involved
LIKE WHAT
i claim neutrality in this conflict
LIKE EVERYTHING
canadian broship
yo
LIKE YOUR FACE??
lsdlkskldg
YOU MEAN YOUR RUDE FACE???
canadian broship
no i will be the better person
bye chira 
oh my god don't you roll your eyes at me
don't you get all tsun on me
see this is what I mean
every time you say you aren't tsun
i don't know what happened to this plurk but
mukuro is probably not good at his job
bye
mukuro doesn't do his job
that's all
he'd be pretty good at it
if he ever did it
okay bye
WOW
OKAY STOP HE IS PERFECTLY ADEQUATE AT HIS JOB
IT'S NOT EVEN HAR
D
exactly
adequate
not specifically 'good'
just adequate
pineappo
adequate at an easy job
well
mukuro pls
if he was good at it there'd probably be criminal charges ok
ok point
THE POINT IS
everyone will be glad to have connor on the team
YOU CAN'T GO OVERBOARD IT'S OVERKILL TO BE MORE THAN ADEQUATE IN THIS KIND OF SITUATION FOR HIM
omg
quits
i'm done
it's okay
mukuro is still useful for toher things
not related to scurity
giant bear and pineapple on a stick
and rather to boots
see ya
what an employee base epilogue has
LMAO GINKO
LMFAO
SDFLSDG SCREAMS GIANT BEAR AND PINEAPPLE ON A STICK
leave???
YOU LEAVE
i was here first
what do you mean
oh i thought this was jeep's plurk
oh well
oh my god
ginko please
what kind of plurk is this
maya is a bad influence on you
airhead
she replurked it
it's okay
you're welcome here
i'm like maya not knowing what club club epilogue is
darcy says so
we were made for each other
ok
ok darcy
she's the opinion that really counts here
just make sure the mean man who doesn't do his job well doesn't get in her face
LMFAO WOW
she'll get in his
i want a dinner date with darcy and maya sometime
it'll be okay
can we make it happen
lmao yes
no you won't survive
exactly
i mean fine i guess
i won't survive but it'll hurt so good
okay omg I really do have to sleep
they should both cuddle on him and pull his hair
my head hurts like crazy and my battery is dying
dump glitter on him
good night!
for the morning
yes
no can't they just eat normally
go to bed
nope
bye
bye
bye
bye
rude
you're rude
heartwarming
connor should join them
aren't you glad you signed up for this
also yes
darcy will drag him along
epilogue dinner
there will be no survivors
HOW TALL IS CONNOR
btw
wow its 2:30 am
UH
wow i like his hat
it's so pirateu
well over 6' i know for sure
okok
he's captain of his own ship yo
that's so swanky
TENKA。
is
HE i haven't played ACIII yet
he is it's very
huhuhu 
men in uniform
men in uniform
to insult your character naturally
i don't even know why i'm your friend
let's stop being friends
i'm just joking!!!
LMAO I AM TOO
or am i
sakamoto
is
it ok if i aff you
agg
add
omg
you
can't aff me
you could add me though
i'll aff you all i want
affably
affordable
ah
good on you
model canadian
affably apologetic
LMFAO BUT YEAH SURE GO AHEAD my plurk isn't 100% rp though
it's fine!
i'm kind of a nutjob myself so i guess we're all warned
that's okay me too
IDK IF YOU CAUGHT MY NAME IN THIS PLURK idk if anyone said it but i'm amy
hello amy i'm ri
i'm ri
hello hello nice to meet you
nice to meet you
same here
i am very excited to thread with The Pineapple
LMAO I AM ALSO EXCITED
to thread with connor since i missed his intro post because i fell off the face of the earth
also i just have to say im sorry for this tag??
LMFAO NO IT'S OKAY it's beautiful
LMSFDG he can be a complete dick when people start touching all over him
OH WELL IN THAT CASE
i hope someone takes to groping him
lmsdfg cries
...molesting what
Oh goodness, I was in a drunken stupor when this happened, but /flips ginshus skirts up, etc
belatedly
braids ginshu's hair
goodness, what a show. 
well, the kouhais need to learn how things work