He's the only villainous muse I've ever had and I think he'd be pretty fab to play

because he falls into the psychotic goldberg machine category of villainy

breach_you would be an appropriately hideous username, I think

kostinaya

/leer

Let me rub my crazy Georgian on Blue or something

HAHA CAN YOU IMAGINE KID BLUE WORKING FOR CASTLE

OH MY GOD

"Go on now, and try not to shoot your ass off on the way. You're gonna need that for all the locker room congratulations you're gonna get for pullin this job off."

/touuuuuches

locker room congratulations asdfghgfd

kid blue can't figure out if castle is hitting on him or not

Tilly, you can take your pick of AUs if you want to play with him. His unhealthy obsession with Tillman and world domination is easily applicable to all aus

/puts a tiger on him

Sheng vs. remote control tillman

for Castle's hand in marriage

I mean TO THE DEATH

LMAO!

no death :c

Then expect twice as much monologuing

asdlfksjhdl yes good

All of this has me feeling very diabolical

Castle needs to get Blue under his belt (HON HON HON) and assault weremountain

muhuahahaaaa

akljgghsdlkdhhskgs oh my god YOU

/rubs hands together in the shadows