Whatever, Louise. You still want him like burning.

Yeah, she does, but he is such a freaking blowhard! How come he can't mind his own business?

you tell 'em

'ZACLY.

Like Louise, who feels the need to poke into magical crimes when there are lots of regular murders to investigate? Go arrest a normal person, CID Girl.

WHAT 'normal murders'? This is Bete Noire, sir; surely you jest.

You get murders done with normal weapons like guns and knives and lead pipes and we get murders done with magic and fangs and mutant powers. It's a fair division of labour.

That's racial, yo! I ain't tryna hear that.

It's not; it's your mandate versus ours. If you want to deal with magical crimes, apply to join STRIKE.

STRIKE is an adjunct of the BNPD; always has been. Why don't you try better at playing with others instead of hoarding all the toys inside your pram?

It's a division of the BNPD. It has a specific mandate.

Don't believe everything Ianto Jones tells you. He's still wearing his bitter pants about how Hellsing was replaced by STRIKE in all official capacity.

You just like lording yourself over everyone, Erik.

You're just a nosy busy-body who wants to do everyone's job but your own.

HEY!! She does her job, man?! Hello?!!

Think she might get to sleep with him again sometime?

Mayyyyybe. He's back with Inara at the moment, but they both have a temper, so you never know!

lmao hey HEY

Hee! What? WHAT? The truth hurts, Ianto Jones!

what about the truth that your job was created specifically for ianto to have, erik, huh? what about that? that STRIKE wouldn't exist if it weren't for hellsing? WHAT NOW?

Well of course STRIKE wouldn't exist if it weren't for Hellsing. It was created to replace it. That goes without saying.

And I don't think I even need to address the fact that you were too afraid of real responsibility to leave your fancy spellbound fortress to work on the streets with the police.

they were doing fine working on the streets with the police before the magistrate stomped in and decided to pull the plug because surprise, people in the city of sin are not all squeaky clean >|

Well the Magistrate doesn't seem to care so much what goes on lately. And you do what now? Shelter Nazi war criminals who torture people for fun and hold coffee kitchens for the caffeine deprived?

Good works, all.

This thread is cracking me up!!

and the police employ people who make up torture plots, don't sit there on your high and mighty throne and pass judgment. rip hasn't committed a single crime since being hired >(

That you know of.

Guys, I seriously can't wait to do this whole big thing.

I CAN'T, EITHER! Oh--and who has tempers? Erik and Inara or Erik and Louise?

me eitherrrrrrr

Erik and Inara.

ahem And Louise

I like where this is going. LOLZ

XD