first im gonna show u exo bc babes
but theyre terrible so im just gonna get them out of the way first
ive seen them on your tumblr and wow
ok THE THING WITH EXO is that there is 2 of them
there is exo-k that sings in korean and exo-m in mandarin chinese
theyre like subgroups, different members but the same songs and dances and concepts and everything
so essentially the same group but they promote at the same time in different places
ahh that's really neat! Are they equally popular or?
dang that's so smart? I've heard of some groups dually singing in korean and japanese but never anything like that
this is their other single which is a lot less creepy than mama T B H
ok ok now i will show you tvxq
wow i guess it is good that i get these complicated groups out of the way first
the thing with tvxq/dbsk is!!! they started out as 5, but around 2009 3 of the members sued sm ent and left the group
and started their own group, jyj
but in early 2011 the remaning 2 members came back
usually when it's the 5 of them people refer to them as dbsk, and when it's the current lineup people refer to them as tvxq
there is A LOT of dbsk stuff bc they have been around for so long....but i will show you the main stuff
ok i just got on my computer because my phone was too slow and i'm watching eko k what is love and
there's one hottie that looks goth and i just can't
these videos are aesthetically gorgeous
yes what is love is really pretty
i guess jyj didn't... work out.....
ALSO WOW TWO OF THE EXO DUDES ARE SUCH GOOD DANCERS WOW
YEAH exo has really good dancers
now i'm watching the chinese version
can i interject with girlgroups
i was planning to show girl groups later but i just started hehe
im not as kpop as u but damn do i love me some gilr groups
get dbsk away from me after dangerous love i cant with them
the chinese.korean dual group is so smart but i feel pretty bad for the chinese group
they like don't even get their own video sob
they all star in each others videos, k is in m's videos and m is in k's videos
it looked like the second what is love was just???
OH yeah i get what youre saying, exo-m what is love is sort of lacking compared to exo-k
interspersed with clips of the exo-m while there was clips of eco-k??
DID I NOT WATCH CLOSE ENOUGH
i'm really feelin yunho right now
mama is a fly gorgeous video
(IM REALLY SLOW DONT MIND ME)
IM GONNA POST MIROTIC SOON JESUS
i'm remember this one time when i was crying on the couch two years ago b/c i wasn't a kpop
i still do that even though i like kpop
I LOVE BALLOONS BUT I ALWAYS FORGET WHAT It"S called
AM WATCHING A LIVE ACTION ANIME I CANT STOP LAUGHING
the other day sarah showed me balloons and i literally changmin
i have to stay emotionally distanced from dbsk bc when i see them being happy together i get stressed out
balloons is older and yes its so anime and furry and adorable
ive never seen balloons so im watching it and
a lot of their post-split stuff is so INTENSE and i love db5k but i love this a lot...tooo.......
ok i'm watching keep your head down
sara did you ever download the jyj miis to your 3ds
(this plurk is moving pretty fast so i hope it's okay if i skip around!!)
im just waiting for girl groups
wow holy frick these dude are gorgeous and insane dancers
orange caramel renewed my kpop love because
i literally watched lipstick about 50 times in a corner when i first saw it so no one would see me......
ok who is the lead dude in tvxq with the semi pompadour in keep your head down
waht about shanghai romance
how do you even keep track of all your kpops
that even the song title i dont remember
and wow fashion plates holy fuck
i wish more dude singers still wore outfits like this because DANG
OMG YOU MEAN YUNHO ALEX????
he's literally perfect like
there is nothing wrong with him
also a-ing they are so cutE what what
I CANT TaKE ORANGE CARAMEL
sarah has sistar come out with anything new
this plurk is all over the fucking placce om,gfg
how is big bang viewed in the kpop world
im gonestly just waiting for GIRLGROUSP
like....theyre really popular?
humanoids what is happening
but they have lots of scandals
yeah i've heard g dragon;s gotten into a ton of shit
amongst level-headed ppl they're kind of side-eyed because of their scandals and them being assholes in general
but then there's the fangirls
i was just wondering like skill wise? i mean idk i haven't seen enough of their stuff but they don't seem to be as talented as some of these groups
what is their lil thing even called
i love big bang but mos tof them suck
t.o.p and daesung are perfect tho
skill wise um??? theyre not really dancers tbh
i don't feel right talking abt daesong without mel here
theyre more known for their voices....i guess
yeah i got that dasmkldam
and gd and top as rappers
to me big bang feels more like
americanized? like they try a LOT harder to mimic american music
big bang kind of make me feel embarrassed a lot
ehh they don't even seem to be super good singers? or at least not anymore than any of the other groups that like
they don't fit into the whole kpop category in my head
yeah and theyre always like ~5 years behind
big bang honestly just does what they want now
no there's really nothing abt them that is outstanding
every single group that tries to go american is 5 yrs behind
i like gd's solo stuff and gd/top due a lot more
doesnt wondergirls have a graduation system
i dont think so thats after school
shinee was like my intro group
my friend dom says they are "gateway kpop"
for the longest time they were the only boy group i liked
god that's what my irl friends started on
no i only like them and exo besides a bunch of nugu boys but shinee are sad and depressing so i try not to think abt them sometimes...
shing is a good group to start out with music wise but if you're trying to get into kpop on a personal basis then nope
they all hate eachother and are sad all the time
YO SHERLOCK IS MY FAVORITE SHINEE SONG
onew tried to kill himself or something
WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE NEVER HEARD THIS BEFORE
THERe's just a bunch of speculation but onew is apparently rly depressed ??? it's always in big kpop rumor posts
YEAH there was this week where sarah did nothing but read kpop rumors and like
i love shinee i miss them messing around like hellp baby
augh isn't that not surprising though with how hellish the industry is?
they always say he tried to kill himself an that he beat the shit out of one of the members
i don' know much i've just heard bits and pieces
no onew's just.. depressed
it doesn't have anything to do w/ the industry really
people kept saying it was jonghyun but omfg pls
if i was around key 24/7 i'd beat him up too
i'd beat the shit out of key too tbh
suicide in the korean entertainment industry has happened somewhat frequently to the best of my knowledge?
im sad LETS NOT TALK ABOUT SHINEE ANYMORE GUYS
i actually really like hello and i dont know why people give it so much poop
yeah my friend was telling me that they're worked super hard and it really sucks and they're nasty ??? idk
for example i know lucifer
it played on a huge screen at my school's asian awareness festival
one time when i still lived in nyc i heard it playing at a mcdonalds and i had an out of body experience
who's the dude with the long tan hair he looks like such a cute dork
TAEMIN IS AN OBNOXIOUS PIECE OF SHIT
FOR SOME reason taemin is cute to me lately
wait i like hello. i think sarah showed this to me. it seems so familiar.
but for a while i was jsut like no get out of my fucking face
and now my shinee hatred is reserved solely for minho
after i saw him roll around with exo i was like.. a-aw...
omg im like completely reversed
alex i think you'll like sistar
im so forgive with minho but with taemin im still barf
minho is dumb frog puto tbh
sistar as sexy mature women and now cute aigoos i love
i want to hear kpop music at a mcdonalds... i near peed my pants when i heard prima donna playing but kpop.......
THIS HAS TO GO IN STAGES OK
theres a frozen yogurt place by my school that ALWAYS plays kpop
but its always fokn yg garbage
replay is so cute look at them flirt look how cute
theres a place in ann arbor that plays kyary pamyu pamyu a lot
NOW THAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SISTAR
god they got the best booties in so cool
everyone on my tlist makes fun of hyorin but i think she's hot
ppl foking hate in hyorin so much and i get so angry
how can people simultaneously be hot and adorable wha?????
HYORIN IS MY SISTAR BIAS SO * FOK THE HATERS
AND WHEN PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF THE FACT THAT SHE'S DARK SKINNED HRHRHRHGHHGHG
THEYRE GORGEOUS IF YOU HATE ANY ONE OF THEM YOURE JEALOUs example: i hate them because I'm jealous (+not really)
they rock those sequined dresses so hard
she's so pretty??? they're all so pretyt
like they get so much unnecessary hate for the stupidest reasons
ARE THOSE WHITE DUDES IN THE VIDEOS
liking girl groups is suffering
the shit about snsd the other day hurt me
sucks that there's gorgeous talented women makin their dreams happen
and i didnt even see it besides u guys
I'm the white guys in so cool all of them wow
when an snsd thing happens there's like 4 minutes of utter joy on tlist and then
passive aggressive remarks + people getting defensive + fighting
LMFAO YES THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENS
and it just ruinjs everything
and THEN liking boy groups is just as suffering because they get away with being huge assholes and you're sittin there like "w..why..."
since were talking about snsd now
liking boy groups and dealing w/ the other people who like boy groups is just the worst
kpop seems so suffering so i sit here and wathc the hot ladies
like w/ kpop liking girl groups = fighting the people who hate them and liking boy groups = fighting the people who like them
like the most recent thing i can think of is chanyeol w/ dark skin and like, every single lil fan child was like NO HE DIDN'T MEAN IT HE ISN'T RACIST WEH
I'm sorry wugh that sucks
thAT WAS SO ANNOYING UGHGUHGUHGGHG
my friends who didnt know shit about kkpop kneww gee two years ago it was weird
when they should just sit down and accept the fact that maybe he said something unpleasant
I GOT SO MUCH SHIT FOR THAT POST I MADE
i love that frame they got for the video thumbnail
PAPPARAZIAIAIFSDNLDSKF IS MY FAVORITE LEMME GET IT
look at my cute lil sweetheart bein' cute
i wish people would focus on the classism issue and i WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP SAYING THAT CHANYEOL HAS NEVER SEEN A DARK SKINNED PERSON
he's never seen himself before he started bleaching
my first snsd was gee i was That Kid
AND I LOVE THAT SOOYOUNG IS THE THUMBNAIL FOR THIS ONE TOO
MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
actually no my first Real snsd was the boys
OPPA OPPA ILL BE ILL BE DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
GOD IM PIUSSSING WATHCING PAPAPRAIZIAINASFLKSADFLKADSNFLKADSF
my oppa puts on snsd every time were in the car i love it
i saw gee when it was a thing
O LA LA LA O LAL LALALALASDFNFSLDKF
i saw run devil run when it came out but was like 'ok' and didnt really pay attn and then i was like 'who were those girl' and looked them up and saw oh
and then i was kind of with my feet in the water with the boys
i love the trench coats thAT BUTT BUMP
alex i hope you like yoona
emi be careful what you say
if you dont wanna share saber how are you gonna feel with sharing yoona
which one is she..............
HEY.. hey....... i can share yoona
saber is special we dont go there
did you know that when snsd were in nyc and fans were swarming around them to get autographs no one said anything to yoona and she was left standing awkwardly by herself
plot twist yoona is irl saber
so many people hate her and it's just
which one is she asmkldasm
international fans p much loathe her at this point
dis yooners
IDK WHO YOU ARE BUT YOURE BEAUTIFUL CRUSH??????
i mean they're all gorgeous
also the girl with the short blonde cut is adorable
i mean they all are but like work with me
me with tiffany before i knew who she was... lil tip...
why did people get sick of hoot
i love all of snsd like can we just.
why do people hate hoot when mr taxi exists
MR TAXI IS LIKE GG SORRY SORRY I'M SORRY
alex did you watch paparazzi i know youre being bombarded but
my snsds are tipani and yuri and theyre my eveyrhtinggghghghrr
paparazzi is my favorite snsd song i think
I WAS FREAKING OUT OVER THEIR TRENCH COATS AND THEN LIKE
WATERFALLED AT THEIR RED/BLACK OUTFITS
i just remembered flower power is a thing
paparazzi old bway concept is my fave why was it so short lived
FLOWER POWER IS !!!!!! SO GOOD !!!!!!!!!
flower power is lit their best choreo its great
i cry because i wish paparazzi could have been a korean single
THATS WHAT PAPARAZZI REMINDED ME OF
the fact that it's japanese knocks it down like 3000 notches
i like japanese because im a weeaboo
japanese snsd is always musically superior to their korean stuff
i just remembered hyoyeon's new hair
I CAN UDNERSTAND SOMe OF IT THOUGH..
MOTHERFUCKING HAPPY FOR HER
HYOYEON IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE LETS NOT
SHE WAS IN THE HAIR DOGHOUSE FOR YEARS
i love their flight attendant outfits in flower power
i love that baro had his lil cotton candy hair and then suddenly snsd is like "YEAH!! COLOR!!!! A COLOR"
dongwoo from infinite too
the bridge in hoot is fly good
my love... my life.... my girls... my angel... baro...
one of these ladies has a really good belt but i don't... know who it is..
baro neomu neomu yeppeo...
WAI(T DID YOU MEAN BELT LIKE SINGING
OR BELT LIKE WEARING A BELT
i didnt know the boys got a korean ver tbh
WAIT WAIT I GOTTA FIND MY FAVORITE SNSD SONG!!!
LET ME REWIND AND SEE WHO IT IS
OKAY then yeah that's taeyeon
NO IT'S FINE we know who she is
bc she's all belting all the time
taeyeon does most of the belting then sometimes jessica but it's bad
the song was so oosoOooo boring
i can't explain it any further but when you listen to enough songs you can tell that it's her voice bc it stands out and sounds sf weird
belting her only strong point or is she well rounded?
okay well i'm gonna say baekhyun
tbh i think taeyeon is lacking in her upper register
OMG ALEX I THINK YOU WOULD LIKE SECRET
SECRET ARE SUCH BABES UGHhghGHH
can you show me a live jessica performance.... i want to hear because I'm awful....
i haven't been disappointed at all omg
let me find a video of jessica,,,,
i will leave that to sarah because she's the performance queen
even the videos you say are bad are really... good .... . or at least fun to watch
but even in the studio songs you can hear a voice that is pretty distinct frmo the rest and p bad
it's not like she's flat or just cant sing but her voice is so grating plus she forces a rly thick vibrato into her voice i hate
NO WHERE IS THE 50s LIKE SONG
before i knew all the snsds i was like "sarah which one is the one with the voice" and she was like "jessica"
im not listening too closely because i'm rushing so i'm interested in hearing her clearly sadkaslm
that's so unfortunate eyehgu
it is unfortunate because THEY MAKE HER FUCKING SING ALL THE FUCKING TIME
I KNOW WHAT SONG OYU MEAN EMI
THAT FOR SOME UNGODLY REASON RANKS JESSICA AS LIKE.... NUMBER 2....
everyone's like JESSICA!!!!! TAEYEON!!!!!!! and i'm like
there are 2 lil 50s songs
T-TIFFANY... SOOYOUNG.... YURI........ SUNNY....
YEAH TBH TIFFANY HAS THE BEST VOICE IN SNSD HANDS DOWN
she sings so much tho its weird
like she s not vomit bad but like
she isn't horrible but there are other members who sing WAY better and get no lines
i know we're stepping into secret now but
whelp big bang is popular for no reason and jessica gets solos when there are better singers
can i just link this here
ITS WHAT GOT ME INTO SECRET
as if my life with sooyoung wasn't already fate
I THINK YOU WOULD LIKE INFINITE TOO ALEX
like i can't even pick out what to say one of them just thrust their boobs at the camera and like
CAN WE ALL STOP AND LISTEN TO SOOYOUNG INUYASHA PLS
no my favorite snsd member sang an inuyasha op
because japan is in love w/ her
THE CHASER LITERALLY BES TKPOP SONG EVER WRITTEN I WILL FUCKING
wow now im forbidding to leave the chaser mv because its so great
THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME
I LOVE BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
infinite is really good wow
i'm still on paradise asmklmas
but they have really nice voices
DID YOU LOVE OR DID YOU LOVE THE CHASER
I DIDNT SEE CHASER OR WHAT IS CHASE
PLEASE WATCH IT ITS KPOP PERFCETION
LIKE MY ALL TIME FAVOTIREI
and also i nearly peed laughing at dirty eyed girls
infinite is supposed ot be ~100% synchronization dancing~ group
also the colors and the music of this video is just
how are they dancing in those clothes
they're literally perfect
uhhhh i think thats it for infinite mvs
the one i made higu buy a mug of???
b1a4 is shining beautiful cute oppas
gongchan quietly reading che guevara biographies
beautiful target is my entire life jam
beautiful target is the best bc it was the height of their cutie cutes
the good thing about b1a4 is that they don't have bad singles, ever
now they are serious grown men
like even if one of their singles flops
it's still good and just flopped for w/e reason
baby i'm sorry is the weakest/worst single and it's still something i can listen to
god i forget that that mv exists....
SANDEUlS"s STUPID HAIR TWIG STICKING ON TOP OF HIS HEAD
composes their music every once in a while
BABY GOODNIGHT IS ONE OF MY FAVS
he composed their latest single and it's so good
i'm on... ok thhe whole title s in korean but b1a4
i feel so bad when i listen to baby im sorry and im like "no..>" bc jinyoung
BABY GOOD NIGHT IS CUTE BUT
OK is my favorite piss oissdsfpisdf i gorhot about it
IT'S ABOUT CHEATING ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND
i love the lil quack butt bump in the beginning
WAIT BABY GOOD NIGHT IS OR THE ONE I'M WAtCHING RIGHT NOW
tried to walk is so fucking good holy shit
jinyoung composed it ;;u;;
like i was so impressed and SO happy when it came out
and baro wrote his own rap
its a beautiful mv and such a good song
IF BARO CAN WRITE MORE OF HIS OWN RAPS MAYBE THEY WONT BE SUCH FLOPS
wait was one of these dudes the dude that worked the store in gee
i THINK MY MOM GOT ME IN THE WIND FOR XMAS IM SO EXCITED
omfg no that's minho from shinee
usually most groups after a year and a half of being out will kind of like
but b1a4 is still relevant and has a huge fanbase and is so happy ;u;
THEY'RE SO RELEVANT THEY DID HELLO BABY
b1a4 are cutie cutes and none of them are annoying its really nice
yes they're all really lovely pleasant guys
none of them say offensive things that make me mad
the concept is cool as heck but block b are always getting into shit
and they're really silly and sweet
they're so fun to watch!!!
yes block b is poop unlike b1a4 who are shining
if you ask me to pick my next favorite i can't
NILLILI MAMBO is really good mv i wish other groups could have fun mvs like that......
its like a story mv but not annoying and pretentious like t-ara
he is so sweet bless his hear..t......
T-ARA MVS ARE SO ANNOYING
i have no feelings for block b but i'm so annoyed bc every time i try to hang out in the minhyuk tag there's that foker from block b in there
when i'm TRYING to roll all over cnblue boyfriend
YOU ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE (1) NAME IN THE KPOP
IDK WHATS HAPPENING BECAUSE IM NOT READING 700 PLURKS BUT INFINITE AND DBSK BYE
THANK YOU STEPH I'D BEEN WAITING
but literally of their singles
block b have offended me two times w/o me being emotionally invested in them first so that's why i cant look at them now
by the end of this plurk every kpop video ever except the bad ones will be archived
it would have been different if i had had some liking towards them at the time but i didnt so i wrote them off and now i cant unwrite them
OMG SARITA REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE LIKE BAP IS IRRELEVANT AND SOME PERSON ON YOUR TLIST POOPED THEIR DIAPE
i cant listne to bap i cant do i cant
she is like a good friend so i was like wtf my dude
why do bap make 2000000 comebnacks
i'm tattooing that on my butthole
ALEX THE HOT GUY IS JAEHYO
jaehyo the one who is friends w/ luhan
HE IS A BURNING HOTTIE HE'S THE FIRST OEN THAT CAUGHT MY ATTENTION
WHY ARE THESE WORDS SO FUNNY
SARA I NEED YOU TO STOP SAYING WORDS SARAH AND I ARE HYSTEITELECA
if luhan gege likes jaehyo then he must be worthy..........
jaehyo is so cute
SJAMSLMDLASMDA HES SO GORGEOUS HOLY FUCK
look at him and he has the most noticable voice
its rly deep but raspy sometimes ????
one of those people who just draws kpops
firstr homestuck now this
im gonna listen for pro's voice
did some people try to do that before
WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg alex ur gonna love hyuna
THAT was literally supposed to say hyuna
"I TRIED REALLY HARD TO TYPE HYUNA"
I MELT U DOWN LIKE ICE CREAMS...
WHAT ANYONE THINKS OR SAYS
I AM HYPERDEFENSIVE ABOUT HYUNA
when eve ri watch the ice cream video i get grossed out by psy anbd skip the beginning
i was totally kidding but holy fuck
i thought fate stay night stuck was weird but
anyone who hates hyuna is jealous and ugly
i dont understand how anyone can rationalize kpopstuck how does it make sense kpop fans arent fucnny they cant make the funny
they try to be the funny with Offensive Humor (TM)
it's like the two worst unfunniest fandoms having a really ugly baby
a troll whose typing quirk is AYO WHADDUP KREES
and another troll whose typing quirk is [HOMOPHOBIC COMMENT]
and another whose typing quirk is [WOW! A DARK SKIN]
homestuck fans will literally crossover homestuck with everything no matter how bad or stupid is is they will just
when ice cream came out i literally watched it on a loop for three days straight the heavens opened up for me
they are second only to the sherlock fandom in that regard
I'm waiting for like crayola stuck or internet websitestuck or fucking furniture stuck its so awful
its like combining the cuteness of bubble pop and sexy of change
whenever they make hyuna look super trashy im just like yESSS... YYYEEESsssSSS
every time i watch ice cream i read a new sign
i just read one that said "THAT'S TOO SMALL FOR ME"
alex hyuna is a member of a group called 4minute
yeah hyuna is part of a group called 4minute
i like some 4minute stuff tho
OMG I AM FORGETTIGN THE BEST OF THE BEST
i feel sorry for the leader of 4 minute like does anyone even know her name
ARE WE DOING OPPA DAKNAE STYLE...
MISS A IS COMPLETELY PERFECT
im love............................
we weren't ready to stop talking about hyuna
and i got a 94 on it #SEXYSWAG
dude i told my friend you wrote that paper and got a 94 and she wasl ike OMFG NO WAY
hyuna is the kpop equivalent of kaworu bc every time she even breaths a bunch of 15 yr olds try to smush her in their evas
IT WAS FUCKING GOOD AS SHIT U WANNA READ
YEAH BROTHER SEND IT MY WAY
* HEAD WHIPS AROUND AT 5000 MPH * DID SOMEONE SAY T-ARA?
soRRY I CANT KEEP UP WITH THE KPOPS
but wow that sucks for 4minute
still... .a gorgeous hyena...
explaining t-ara to anyone is so scary alex is going to have to literally take notes and study them
t_ara made me really uncomfortable after the cultural appropriation in ya ya ya
and i didn't like any of the stuff i heard
my friend liked them so i knew a bit eyugh
omg their songs that arent yayaya
YEAH t-ara has really good music
lit my favorite kpop album, period
T-ARA IS SO GOOD THAT I ACTUALLY ONLY KNOW LIKE 3 MEMBERS
if you can protect yourself from feeling tainted by yayaya
BUT I KNOW A BUNCH OF THEIR SONGS
qri, hyomin, eunjung and i think thats it
loving t-ara is probably the most suffering ive ever felt in my life
I only listened to a few~
and hwayoung but she isnt t-ara anymore...
*HEAD WHIPS AROUND AT 1,000,000 MPH
i feel bad for judging them then wah
what was that stupid ~ earlier omg
i'm still only on good bye baby
i can't handle all of these random white dudes in the videos why is that so funny to me
did u watch i dont need a man
i felt so bad for suzy in i dont mean a man liiiike
THIS VIDEO IS LITERALLY ALL ABOUT SEX
LMFAO THAT VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i don't know miss a's names to faces yet but i just learned who fei is and she's my fave ever
jia is my bias but all of miss a is perfect
these videos are getting lost in the text
CAN WE START ANOTHER KPOP PLURK
BECAUSE HOLY HELL 1,000 POSTS
jia has blunt bangs in i dont need a man
omg this literally has 1000 repLIES
ok my fav one in miss a is the orange haired one
ye it is hard for me to be able to read all of the responses once it gets a lot of plurks....,
jia is the one with the orange hair
sara start a new plurk!!!
i came backa dn i saw gamzee luhan and i left again because i was so mad and now im back and we are what now