Maybe if the theme of brokeback started playing as they climbed Mt. Doom

Aside from them fucking in a tent with no lube, Sam carrying Frodo up the volcano was totally gayer than most of Brokeback

LoTR: Where everyone who is not Frodo does most of the saving of Middle-Earth sldkgh

it's so true

Here Frodo, I know you're the most important person we need to keep alive, so why don't you jump last to safety!

so fun, so good, yet so easy to mock

HAHAHA I KNOW

The whole movie is like BUT ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR ...unless you're Samwise Gamgee??

that's because Sam

a boss

I did love Sam

he is the best

did you see the hobbit yet?

Yeah I did, but I thought it was kind of eh

/nods

the first hour was slow as hell, but i liked the rest

Mostly because it doesn't need to be 3 movies. STOP MILKING THAT CASH COW

NEVAH

All of the added in extras from the whatever other sources imo took away from the main story

yaaaa

But I LOVE BIBLO so I'm biased

it didn't help that I just re-read the Hobbit

oh god

yeah no

I made sure NOT to do that

and didn't know going in to the movie that they were splitting it into 3, so I was pissed lmfao

ROFL

next one is smaug though!

DRAGON

Wooo! It would be hilarious if he was voiced by the guy who plays Sherlock

I know

I do love who they casted for Bilbo

he's perfect at him

Me too

perfect balance of the going back and forth about OH CRAP DANGEr

and being hardcore

The riddle scene with Gollum was really great

it was

gollum is just that dude where one second he's adorable and next terrifying

then somehow goes back to being adorable

and you're just like "....wat is wrong with me"

it was so sad seeingLoTF right after The Hobbit bc Bilbo

;;

hey man he livessss

dude has probablyi the happiest life of all the chars

I know I do love Gollum. He really is sad

he is

That is true. Everyone just about everywhere bends over backwards to do everything for him for another 80 years

Frodo just looks like he'll never be happy again ever

ngl I kind of ship Merry Eowyn rotfl

ROFL

it would be a cute ship

Frodo is just yeah he makes me sad

he's very much that vet that just can never get readjusted back into normal life

Frodo and Katniss would get along

they would

I'm still getting through the books but I couldn't resist the movies any longer. ;; I tried so hard to be strong but once I was halfway through Fellowship I broke

it's okay man it's okay

let's face it

Tolkien kinda needs an editor

But I want to hear about how many breakfasts they had and how they packed up and how many hedges they went through and what direction their mother's father twice removed travelled one lovely spring day

sob

I always skip over the Bombadail chapters

because I'm just like god this is too much a random as hell moment for me to deal

rotfl I was mad he wasn't in the movie bc I wanted to see what the mad hatter of ME looked like

dude the entire series was "if you get into a dire situation, survive long enough for random ass god haxx help to save you"

it's so true

I wish I had saved that Gandalf problem solving chart

oh wait I found it

LMAO It's so true

They would have saved a lot of time with everything

if call the eagles came a lot earlier in the problem solving process

YUP