Ash Wednesday in 2009 was 2/25. Easter Candy starts showing up just before Valentines day. Chris Brown punched Rihanna on 2/9. Bitch didn't share her Cadbury Creme Eggs.

(It goes without saying that Chris Brown is a scumbag, and I'm just making a rather unfunny joke. But it was in my head and I had to get it out.) I'm on Jenny Johnson's side. I have twitter log to prove it.

he famous for anything other than beating her up?

She sat in my lap once, for 5 hours, on a flight from Hawaii.

Oh, no, sorry, it just SEEMED like she was sitting in my lap because she kept her frikkin seat all the way back the WHOLE TIME!