i wanna play dragons and princesses and knights and socially awkward horses and trolly asshole jackals

mrf

and absurdly sad shit involving said dragons and jackals

and horses

and a moth can come too tho idk if i'd end up playing her

(probably)

for now i can only golems and unicorn men and sad farmers.

...possibly not-vampires if i finish frontier and they appeal to me a little more

i kind of want to take aquaticus out to d_m or something. i actually have an account for him and enough fanart for icons, believe it or not.

....even though he's. not really a character.

rf4 has established that all the Elder Dragons are total fucking losers though.

so there's that

therelationshipdragon.dr... durr hurr hurr

but we are waiting for an epic translation, k

freaking aquaticus

WHAT IS THE NAME OF HTE FIRE DRAGON all i could remember was 'terrable' but i know it's a bad pun too

fiersome

they're all terrible puns

aquaticus is kind of hilarious when you think about it

aquaticus is less of an awful pun

he uses his godthority to mess with a bunch of people's lives for the sake of making some flowers bloom

ventuswill is the least awful

and he's really fucking pretentious about it

yeah

TERRABLE IS LEGITIMATELY TERRIBLE

terrable and fiersome are just inexcusable tho

but i think raven might call her charmander fiersome

hehehe

man they're all jackasses except for ventuswill

and even then i think she's a baby god

also makes me not want to ever meet terrable and fiersome in person because

liek you thought aquaticus was bad, and his name doesn't even imply that he might be

terrable is just a grouch who wants to be left alone

he doesn't even do anything in rf1 except get dragged out of the forest of beginnings by some other assholes

fiersome is legitimately a butt tho

i think he just likes burning things

the lore of rf is so weird it's like

SO THESE FOUR ASSHOLES FOUGHT THIS ONE ASSHOLE

oh he's in rf1

I NEVER GOT FAR ENOUGH

THEN SHOVED HIM UNDER THE SEA AND TOLD THESE ASSHOLES TO KEEP TRACK OF HIM

BUT THAT FUCKED EVERYTHING UP

SO THESE FOUR ASSHOLES

almost everything with fire powers fits in the "just likes burning things" category

MADE THINGS PRETTY

AND THEY'RE STILL AROUND BUT THEY MIGHT NOT BE EXACTLY THE SAME ASSHOLES

BUT THEY'RE STILL ASSHOLES SO YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THEM NOW.

nobody ever talks about this outside of tides tho

i shoudl find the wii games

what am i doing with my life

the ps3 version of tides is apparently better

there's a ps3 version

excellent

obvs you need a skelefang journal

pff

funny story about skelefang

it appears to be the only monster in the entirety of rf4 that you cannot recruit

good, it's scary

all boss monsters are recruitable with a mixture of brushing and correct gifts

even the ones in the endgame labyrinth

but skelefang is just this giant mystery

brushing bones just doesn't get you far i guess

it's in the guidebook, but nothing seems to work

skelefang wants a body and you can't give it to him

people have literally given it every item in the game and nothing does the trick

to BOTH its forms