i swear im so sick of hearing about how awesome she is

how much you like her

how much you and her have in common

how much you LOVE HER

how much you're worried you don't stand a chance

how unfair it is that she told you no even though she's only been out of a relationship for about a month now?!

CALM YOUR FUCKING DICKS

JESUS CHRIST

i mean she fucking--practically DATED MY BOYFRIEND

DURING THE TIME WE WERE SEPARATED

AND I MADE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR HOW INSECURE SHE MADE ME

AND HOW PARANOID I AM OF HER

but no, no one takes how i may feel about someone talking her up and not saying a fucking word about me

i know that sounds really selfish but WOW I HATE THAT SHE GETS ALL THE POSITIVE ATTENTION?

and i hate how insecure i am because she's so amazing to everybody

why can't i be that amazing?

it because i don't like magic and video games as much as she does?

that why?

it because my boobs aren't as big as hers?

why is it all the creepy people and socially awkward people are the ones that talk to me--ones that i feel terrible talking to

'cause i never know what to say to them?

fuck.

please just everyone

shut the fuck up about sam oneill