enlighten the crowd, master baiter

why are you yelling

sadnpcs more like sadsignless

provides that link

whats dirk doing do you want dave w/ him

OH MY GOD DON'T SHOW FAVORITISM FOR DERSE, DANI (dani's clearly the derse mod whereas i'm prospit's motherfucking queen)

why is plurk being such an asshole

i have a suggestion: dirk dave and roxy, team hot blondes. (rose too when she's not grounding herself)

I READ THAT AS

DIRKS PROBABLY GONNA BE SEWING AND I WA SLIKE FUCKING GAYLORD

HAHAHAHA FUCK

CAN TEREZI HAVE IT?

CAN SHE WEAR THAT SCARF

PLEASE

thank you dirk you are an amazing future bro in law that might've felt her butt in the future

(probably out of a surprise that she'd grown one)

prospit loses the war because kanaya and dirk don't let anyone leave until they have proper uniforms

and now i'm thinking of military stuck and how hot are those hnnnnghhh

can he sew victory scarves for everyone

make daves an ironic pink

please sew our son a pink scarf, dirky

dirky

im laughing i have

to go

davey

davey

davey may i have one more cup of tea

more like davey bring mama her tea

im laughing unattractively when are we doing this

soon as mama does some fighting - guh yesterday i saw a pic of bloodied roxy in fistkind and i gained +1 boner

oh i know which one

i know

yes

kanaya's too busy being dead

she ain't got time for this nonsense

kanyaya broke daves heart

sorry little dude

LITTLE DUDE

can she call him that Little Dude

i don't know if dude is in her vocabulary but if it were she would

Little Man better

don't let terezi hear her calling dave little man though

she'd probably jump to his defense

(and yet karkat is)

karkat is more likely to get the little man treatment

but he will need to be wearing a suit at the time