So apparently Ocelot, Solid and Otacon (who is shorter than Eva) are the only ones under 6ft. Though Ocelot looks to match BB for height in MGS3, he's actually 10cm shorter... Huh. Shit found out drawing butts.
<333 short men (although Ocelot's probably still relatively tall)
also, I applaud your dedication to accurate butt-artistry
He seems HUGE, when he's about tit-for-tat with Solid. I think it's the coat and hair, he dresses like a lion to seem bigger?? the shoulders probably help. BB's size scares me, I mean 6'2" isn't giant size...
but daymn.
Liquid is one CM taller than Solid. You can bet he'd never have let him live that down...
I bet he wears stack boots and shoulder pads. I bet Liquid does too.
Occy probably has some sort of heel on his cowboy boots...
Liquid needs to wear a shirt before he can wear shoulder pads.
Liquid needs to wear a shirt before he can wear shoulder pads.
fair point XD
Ocelot is so fancy
Fox is under 6ft!
Though I think he grows a little as the Cyborg Ninja... probably due to the exoskeleton.
everyone in mgs is so huge. wonder if shinkawa was taking the 'white people are tall' thing too far
I know right? Where are the 5'3 folks?
raiden in MGS2 is shorter than Snake, though he's huge in 4 and R, again exoskeletal?
Naomi is tiny, she's like my height
Raiden has heels as a cyborg, that probably helps...
Oh so he be! I left him out because I wanted naked bums not armoured ones D= maybe I'll add him on to the end, I didn't place Meryl very well and she's all alone next to Kaz...
They were all shorter in the older games.
They've grown...
It's kind of bothers me because size isn't a good thing when you're sneaking? Like the hell do they find cardboard boxes big enough just lieing around...
BB apparently grew three and a half inches between 1999 and 2005.
(Also MG2 Fox can totally be naked.)
He has skills.
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This is true.
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This is true.
I need more Russian in this lineup...
clearly BB eats his vegetables
olga and raikov!
Anyone know how tall Olga is?
Oh man this line up is gonna be huge...
Oh man this line up is gonna be huge...
hmmm not sure...she's probably relatively tall though. She doesn't look that much shorter than ocelot as I recall...
Big Russian lady... I'll put her just below Solid me thinks.
sounds about right
Olga's in. Raikov is a maybe at the moment but a likely maybe XD
yay ladybutts 
I'll leave it with this many, I could go on all day...
that is a mighty fine lineup
screams
BUTTS
just run by down the line with palm outstretched
SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP dodge damn it.
I'm trying to figure out which butt is which
NAME THAT BUTT
Try and guess them all!
I'll... give you a cookie if you get it XD
I'll... give you a cookie if you get it XD
I think I got it...
NAME THE BUTTS
Okay I think, left to right... Liquid, Snake, Otacon, Ocelot, EVA, BB, Kaz, Meryl, Olga? 
YES
gives you cookies
my characterisation doesn't totally suck then?
Aww yiss I know my butts. 
ahahaha you are a butt champion