hey I have an April Fools' joke for my location: "IT'S STOPPED SNOWING!!!"
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as in..... it's still snowing???
because weirdly we actually have warmish sunny weather here????
what is sunlight. what is warm. how do I deal with this
there is sunlight here, but no warmth yet alas
although what I consider warmth is anything above 10 degrees
hah well that is practically summer by UK standards
living in scotland has made me all weird about temperature
I'm almost always cold. Except when it's really hot and then I shrivel. I have no natural temperature control, lol
yeahhhh I can't deal with really hot temperatures when I'm trying to get shit done. If I can just laze around all day it's fine
ohhhhh Chinese Ninja warrior with your heart soooo coooooold
(PLEASE NO NOT THAT AWFUL UH SONG)
LOOOOL at least that line doesn't have geographical nonsense
there's still snow on the ground here despite the 'sun' and i'm having to have endless cups of tea to keep my hands warm.
because it's toooo cooooold
well I just went outside and my lips have turned blue so the sun is doing a really shitty job
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