A stray dog came by. chased my resident dumbass cat, nemo, up a tree.

nemo, being the less than athletic lump he is. fell out of the tree.

twice.

In Operation: Save the Idiot....

We go into this little wooded area outside the apartment filled with thorny vines and shit.

Jordan wrestled the dog to the ground. The dog was friendly but wanted to chase cats omg

I grab Captain Idiot by the scruff and he twists and panics and fucking bites me

doesn't break the skin because I was wearing my canvas jacket

He twists around and chews on my wrists. so now I got these bruises on each wrist

because I did have to drop him once because he got to skin

So my cat, Nemo otherwise known as Captain Idiot, You Stupid Cat, Big Fat Twinkie... is still flipped out over this

it happened about 30 minutes ago

No idea who the dog belongs to. He tried to get in our apartment.

I have cold packs wrapped around my wrists. He didn't break the skin so I just gotta worry about swelling.

SO THAT WAS A THING THAT HAPPENED

Which, I might add, could have been avoided if Nemo hadn't panicked.

I was gonna finish running ac today.

I still might but I should be good and stop tryping. Even though I kind tapped the ice to my wrists.

typing evne

....

fuck it

i'm laying down

Oh myy...

ow

Ow indeed.